// Location: Corellia Station
Alistair was such a crybaby.
Honestly.
He seemed to forget that she had been involved with the seedier aspects of society back when he’d still been a card-carrying do-gooder that chose to be on the right side of the law. Legitimate work, etcetera, etcetera, so on, and so forth. His infantile understanding of the galaxy had only cost him everything that mattered. His family—And even his face. That was what obeying the standards of the reigning social order awarded the sheeple that fell for the oldest lie in the book. The notion that people were inherently good at their core. The belief that they would, in the end, do the right thing.
Her grumpy and rather frumpy meal ticket had learned the hard way.
As queer as he had become; he wasn’t sheeple anymore.
“Just because you have a bone to pick with Locke and Key doesn’t mean I’m in the mood to die today. I might not be young anymore—But I’m still pretty.”, she drawled out slowly while lifting a well-manicured hand to pick at an imaginary imperfection. Her nails were pristine, blood red, and matched her lipstick but they were shaved short to avoid any mishaps. Ever tried firing a blaster with a three-inch nail coated in Corellian lacquer? Not, happening. “I’d like to keep getting my kicks before I start looking like you, Key.”
She could feel the QT Toaster-5000 giving her a rather thorough review from across the vaguely sticky tabletop. Mr. Antilles didn’t mind. She couldn’t have known, of course, that the automaton was scanning her to extrapolate a potential threat level but there were some things that could be discerned between the bouts of silence and the way her head snapped to the side. It wasn’t human. No matter how excellent her tech was; she was so very, very far from what she presented herself to be. The act was cold. Like a bird of prey seeking a rodent scurrying through a field.
Antilles was no rodent.
Her expression slowly cleared from laughter while the machine seemed to gather its faculties so that it could decide how best to respond. Once upon a time, Alistair Key hadn’t known her as well as he did in the present. They hadn’t always been on friendly terms. He had come to her side, been her back up, a friend of a friend, and he’d brought another fool named Silcona Lie, as even more back up. Mr. Antilles had ended up killing Silcona. Now, the little chit had tried to kill her first. Antilles, had just been quicker. Alistair hadn’t taken it well. They came to a steadfast agreement. They could draw on each other; or she could owe him one.
She still owed him one. Among other things.
There was a brief moment where her sweet, easy smile, faded away and translucent grey eyes fell cold as winter skies. The dark-haired woman listened while GEM responded, clearly, with some help from her ‘superior programming’ and the assassin turned medicinal philanthropist didn’t look when offered the Lock and Key emblem. Antilles got the funny. Ha, ha. Very, cute. She could appear harmless when she wanted to. The lightly tanned woman had worn all manner of disguise. From down-homey and comfortable to high-class and untouchable. She scarcely looked like herself, on occasion, until one met the eyes. She could have been dressed up like a frilly priss in a Nabooian Parade, but as long as her eyes could be glimpsed, she could still send lesser beings running screaming. She was a consummate actress, but unless she worked at it, that was the giveaway.
If eyes were the mirror to the soul, Mr. Antilles was in trouble, because no one was home.
The chilled expression slowly faded while she exhaled, wishing, she hadn’t put out her cig so fast. She hadn’t missed the dig toward Alistair. “Listen, kiddo…”, she trailed off, a smile pressing her countenance into something entirely Cheshire and unreadable. “You don’t fit the bill…But you’ve got chops. I can respect that well enough…”
Pause. She seemed to be expressing something close to warmth. As if she was glad that the AI had put up some sort of fight. Genuinely, glad. It wouldn’t be comforting. One of the main reasons she ever looked that pleased was because there was a timer set, ready, and burning daylight until she was able to rip someone a new one. “But if you mouth off to Mr. Key here or disrespect him again?”
“I’ll turn your Lock and Key-certified ass into scrap.”
She leaned back in the chair while robo-bunny did her thing. She said her peace; and didn’t care much for what followed. Eyeing the cigarette longingly she sighed with no lack of drama and nodded to Key when he inquired about the uniforms. “Freshly steamed and pressed. Got em stashed nearby.”
Mr. Antilles rolled her eyes heavenward when Alistair started to go on, and on, about
John Locke
. “One day…You’re going to have to learn to let this go. I get that you’re diggin’ the half-man half-cyborg deal, but trust me—He’d be way more interested in me than you.”
“You’re acting as if he dumped you. It’s sad, Key. Really sad.”
Her painted face formed a little smirk while she slid out of the booth and straightened up. A quick adjustment of her hair, then her girls, and she nodded her head to the side so they could pick up their costumes. GEM had the codes? She had the duds. Customs wasn’t far off and they would hardly look out of place in a bustling, busy, space-dock. Mr. Antilles walked with a surety that couldn’t be questioned. Everything she did screamed that she owned every square inch of tile she walked on.
Even if she didn’t.
She led the pair down a deserted hallway and pressed her hand against a wall. It opened—And she retrieved a briefcase. From there she popped it open and began to deliver the clothing and the goods. Lock and Key ID badges that would register in the system as valid employees. Without them? Even with codes—Good luck cracking the security.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
“Get dressed.”