James Xerox
Attorney At Law
Do you need a lawyer?
Do you want to sue that no-good company that swindled you out of your last credit?
Do you need someone to defend you from a heinous crime that you didn't commit?
Or do you need a divorce from your domineering husband AND need his credits?
Here at Xerox Law Firm, we provide only the best legal representatives to help you in all your issues pertaining to the law. Criminal, civil, and business: we do it all!
So, ladies and gentlemen of Chaos, don't be shy! Call me right now and forget about your problems, because your case is in the bag- or should I say briefcase?
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In all seriousness, though, I wouldn't mind an RP where two consenting parties engage in legal matters for whatever reason. Hit me up if you're down for anything.
Do you want to sue that no-good company that swindled you out of your last credit?
Do you need someone to defend you from a heinous crime that you didn't commit?
Or do you need a divorce from your domineering husband AND need his credits?
Here at Xerox Law Firm, we provide only the best legal representatives to help you in all your issues pertaining to the law. Criminal, civil, and business: we do it all!
So, ladies and gentlemen of Chaos, don't be shy! Call me right now and forget about your problems, because your case is in the bag- or should I say briefcase?
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In all seriousness, though, I wouldn't mind an RP where two consenting parties engage in legal matters for whatever reason. Hit me up if you're down for anything.