Anyone Need A Lawyer?

[James Xerox]

Do you need a lawyer?

Do you want to sue that no-good company that swindled you out of your last credit?

Do you need someone to defend you from a heinous crime that you didn't commit?

Or do you need a divorce from your domineering husband AND need his credits?

Here at Xerox Law Firm, we provide only the best legal representatives to help you in all your issues pertaining to the law. Criminal, civil, and business: we do it all!

So, ladies and gentlemen of Chaos, don't be shy! Call me right now and forget about your problems, because your case is in the bag- or should I say briefcase?

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In all seriousness, though, I wouldn't mind an RP where two consenting parties engage in legal matters for whatever reason. Hit me up if you're down for anything.

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="James Xerox"]

Better call Xerox doesn't really roll off the tongue so well.

 

[James Xerox]

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

Lol. I've never seen that particular show in length. I heard it's good though.

 

[Watcher Three]

[member="James Xerox"]

Now I wanna see how far Watcher could push James-y Boy... Like maybe attempting to explain the legal issues of taking over nearby planets.

 

[James Xerox]

What do you mean?

[member="Watcher Three"]

 

[Lord Ajihad]

[member="James Xerox"]

Would you be opposed to working for a crime syndicate?

 

[James Xerox]

[member="Lord Ajihad"]

Nope, as long as I can seek out other clients as well.

 

[Lord Ajihad]

[member="James Xerox"]

Sounds good, consider yourself a Black Sun. Go ahead and sign up here. Your role would extend beyond that of a typical lawyer, as you would also be a negotiator and a recruiter as well (if that's alright with you).