AMCO
I'm Sorry Dave
- Intent: Hexes are cheap, here comes the real reward, as promised.
- Image Source: vase by kazım saatçı
- Canon Link: N/A
- Permissions: N/A
- Primary Source: The Great Vase Conspiracy of 864 ABY
- Manufacturer: Various ancient Sith potters, collected by Adrian Vandiir
- Affiliation: Galactic Alliance participants (incl. Allies) in the Invasion of Korriban; one for each, can be re-gifted.
- Model: N/A
- Modularity: Can be filled with water, dirt, or the equivalent. Can hold plants. Can be turned upside down and stood on to reach tall places.
- Production: Limited
- Material: Ceramics, Dye, Dust.
- Adrian's Vases are old, but in an expensive way; despite their age, they are surprisingly resilient and may be used to bash someone's head in, if the situation calls for it - results may vary, blasters, swords, and barstools are likely to make superior weapons.
- Pride and Accomplishment: Merely owning a piece of such a prestigious collection of antique pottery is guaranteed* to provide one with a sense of pride and accomplishment. (*Vases may or may not provide a sense of pride and accomplishment, no refunds.)
- Infectious Smugness: Though otherwise mundane, Adrian's Vases seems to have absorbed some of their late owner's near-limitless sense of self-worth; staring at them for prolonged periods may or may not induce the misimpression that the world revolves around you.
Collected over several years by the late Adrian Vandiir, this collection of old (in an expensive way) vases belong to multiple distinct eras, but all were crafted by Sith potters; a few may have been altered in some way through Alchemy, perhaps to strengthen them or keep flowers blooming despite the harsh Korribanian climate, but most are entirely mundane, if well-preserved, examples of traditional Sith pottery.
Kept in Adrian's mansion on Korriban (the building permit for which was only acquired through backroom politicking), the collection was believed safe - until the Galactic Alliance attacked. Due to a fluke of chance, the vases somehow ended up accompanying one of the strike forces back to Galactic Alliance space where they, in the absence of any better ideas, promptly handed them off to notable combatants as souvenirs...
... no doubt making Adrian Vandiir turn in his grave in the process.
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