Cyberjunk
You cast your votes for best butt, and here are the results! Turns out that survey monkey will only show up to 40 responses for the free version, and I wasn’t about to pay $25 to see the last few votes, so I apologize if you voted for someone and don’t see their name up here. Or maybe someone (Cotan) bribed me to remove it.
There were a lot of butts to sort through and some surprisingly weird patterns to this. Sorting them into tiers seemed to be the best way to go ala Jon, so here they are. The characters in the tiers themselves aren’t in any particular order as they all received roughly the same amount of votes.
TIER 1:
Vaylin
Romi Jade
Zaavik Perl
Yula Perl
(thanks guys, this was the ultimate bribe)
TIER 2: Tier 2:
Cotan Sar'andor
Gat Tambor
TIER 3:
Maple Harte
Matsu Ike
Kyra Perl
Hanna Ike
Ryv
Gerwald Lechner
Caltin Vanagor
Tathra Khaeus
Runi Verin
Joza Perl
(thanks folks)
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Ala Quin
Manu Xextos
Tefka
Kurenai Yumi
Gianna Aegis
Lunara Azure
Allya Vi'Dreya
Jaeson Starchaser
Darth Empyrean
Auteme
Natasi Fortan
Ashryn Shiari
Abel J'Andar
Beric Layne
Mic Gallagher Vemric Keldra
Srina Talon
Magena Dray
Naedira Darcrath
Caulder Dune
Aloy Vizsla
Allyson Locke
Ashin Cardé Varanin
Avernus
Joycelyn Zambrano
Darth Ophidia
Kalika Vaar
Luna Terrik
Adron Malvern
Farah
@Goose
Ryuchi Ryo
THE BRIBES:
Congrats to all of the butts listed here and thank you for all of the bribes, which can be forwarded to either my Discord or PO box, accordingly.
There were a lot of butts to sort through and some surprisingly weird patterns to this. Sorting them into tiers seemed to be the best way to go ala Jon, so here they are. The characters in the tiers themselves aren’t in any particular order as they all received roughly the same amount of votes.
TIER 1:
Vaylin
Romi Jade
Zaavik Perl
Yula Perl
(thanks guys, this was the ultimate bribe)TIER 2: Tier 2:
Cotan Sar'andor
Gat Tambor
TIER 3:
Maple Harte
Matsu Ike
Kyra Perl
Hanna Ike
Ryv
Gerwald Lechner
Caltin Vanagor
Tathra Khaeus
Runi Verin
Joza Perl
(thanks folks)HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Ala Quin
Manu Xextos
Tefka
Kurenai Yumi
Gianna Aegis
Lunara Azure
Allya Vi'Dreya
Jaeson Starchaser
Darth Empyrean
Auteme
Natasi Fortan
Ashryn Shiari
Abel J'Andar
Beric Layne
Mic Gallagher Vemric Keldra
Srina Talon
Magena Dray
Naedira Darcrath
Caulder Dune
Aloy Vizsla
Allyson Locke
Ashin Cardé Varanin
Avernus
Joycelyn Zambrano
Darth Ophidia
Kalika Vaar
Luna Terrik
Adron Malvern
Farah
@Goose
Ryuchi Ryo
THE BRIBES:
- A PG-13 picture of a butt.
- Various offers of cookies, including macarons
- “I'll make you a real Judge so you don't have to deal with Zak”
- Babysitting
- insert bribe here
- A Pulp Fiction Quote
- “I will sub a Wookiee strip club on Denon for you”
- “foot rub, dark chocolate, warm blankets, and…” (not exactly PG-13)
- Free tattoo
- Cotan Sar’andor, but like, as a bribe?
- “No”
- This
- “i am broke but you can have some jelly beans”
- “ok”
- “I often like to twerk alone in the cantinas” x2
- Tacos
- Unamused discord emoji
- Chicken nuggets
- “I can make the holidays hell. And the nights. And days. There’s no escaping me.”
- “You'll get extra rations of Cheetos if you play along.”
- “I got enough for one bus ride”
- “Graphics, subs, and more”
- Free Discord Nitro
- “Won't annihilate Zeltros”
- Partridge in a pear tree
- Tree fiddy
Congrats to all of the butts listed here and thank you for all of the bribes, which can be forwarded to either my Discord or PO box, accordingly.
