You wake up next to them.

[Slot 11]

Oooookay. I don't know what's going on here, but this is as far as it's gonna go...

*swiftly gets up to leave*

 

[Celty Ikon]

Uh, yup... If tree boy asks, we were in that bar down the street.

 

[Slot 11]

You really couldn't just go to your own room after that swoop race, could you? You just had to make yourself comfy in MY bed...

 

[Celty Ikon]

To be fair, I was drunk... Or about as drunk as anybody related to my grandpa can get.

I wasn't drunk at all.

 

[Slot 11]

That's the biggest load of kark I've ever heard, Hammerhead! If you were so drunk, then how did you manage to drive us all the way back to the hotel without dying, find my room, and then start crying over a chick-flick over a bowl of popcorn???!!!
Oh, what tales we shall weave, my brother... XD
[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

Practice makes perfect...

There will be a day when our characters are sane...

[member="Aerin Summers"]

 

[Slot 11]

*lets out a sharp sigh while rolling her eyes* You know, I'm starting to realize how much I haven't missed you these past few years..... *plops down on sofa, crossing her arms*

"I bid you STAND, BISHES WHO BE CRAY-CRAY!"

[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

*climbs down from the bed and leans his back on the couch* Well, I don't know why you wouldn't miss me. I'm amazing.


"AND WE MUST SLAP THESE ORCS!"

[member="Aerin Summers"]

 

[Slot 11]

Correction: I've missed you almost as less as your modesty. *continues watching some show on the Holovid, staring straight ahead*

"BECUZ THEY UGLY!"

[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

I had modesty? It was Zeltros. Modesty was like a bad word.

"AND BECAUSE I HAD TO THROW LARGE PARTS OF MY OWN CITY AT THEM."

[member="Rima Filenko"]

 

[Slot 11]

You were always wearing those stupid v-neck sleeveless spandex shirts and announcing yourself wherever you went. Do I need to remind you how many times I had to literally bury my head in dirt because I walked up on you skinny dipping in your front yard pool???

"Saaaaauuuuron... HEY, SAURON!" Sauron: "I see you...." "YOU SUCK!!" *commences to raspberry whilst mooning* Sauron: "......I don't like you......."

[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

No, you don't have to remind me... My count was sixty... four? Maybe sixty six if you count those other two times...

Yes... The true conquest of Aragorn.

[member="Rima Filenko"]

 

[Slot 11]

*shudders at the memories* Honestly, I didn't want or need you to openly display your man-parts for the world to see. I had Health Class if I really wanted to know.
In reality, there were a few times where deep down, she wished she hadn't looked away..... X3

[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

It's not my fault that your timing was possibly the worst ever. That was a view that the girls on Dantooine just didn't get to see.

*grumbles* Bunch of really boring people who wanted money.

Probably were some times he wished she didn't look away ;P

[member="Rima Filenko"]

 

[Slot 11]

I'm shocked. Truly. I thought you'd want them to bask in the glory of your exposed buttcrack.....
These two might turn into the greatest couple on the site...

[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

Nah, I was too busy getting rich off of their inexplicable desire to follow me around....

Love through unending verbal abuse.

[member="Rima Filenko"]

 

[Slot 11]

Oh, of course. You were just too hot, girls were literally stalking you everywhere you went. Funny how I wasn't like that. I saw the true you. *gives you a sideways-glare*

They hate each other so much that they're in love. X3

[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

Well, you couldn't see the true me well enough to actually hit me with those guns of yours. *smirks*

Or they're so in love that they hate each other. I wonder which one?

[member="Rima Filenko"]

 

[Slot 11]

Why don't we test that theory? *draws Moon and points it right between your eyes*

Both

[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

*Force-pushes Moon away from her hand* I don't think I like that test...

Both is good.