You wake up next to them.

[lordmitmar]

You have a sister?!

 

[Cross Ikon]

Um, no... I've got a brother... Sorry to say he wouldn't sleep with you.

 

[Skylar Ichor]

Well, I don't know if I should say anything on this topic.

 

[lordmitmar]

You shouldn't.

 

[Nimue Stormson]

GUARDS! A pervert has enetered my bed chambers! Kill him!

 

[lordmitmar]

What?!

*Grabs blaster and points it at Nimue*

Just you try!

 

[Nimue Stormson]

*Force pushes gun away*

Just for that we won't only kill you, but will have your body hung naked outside in the courtyard for people to throw things at and the crows to eat!

 

[lordmitmar]

*Shrugs*

I like crows.

*Pulls out flask of wine*

So uh, where are these "Guards?"

*Sips wine*

 

[Alatar Istari]

*perches on head board and watches fight curiously and delighted*

 

[lordmitmar]

*Gives sideways glance*

...How did you get here?

 

[Alatar Istari]

*smiles and points at window*

 

[lordmitmar]

Oh.

*Shrugs*

Want some? *Swishes wine*

 

[Pyro]

Sure

*plays with some fire from fireplace*

 

[Tyson]

"This is hot even for me..."

 

[lordmitmar]

*Cackles*

Here.

*Tosses vial towards Pyro*

 

[Nimue Stormson]

Guards, after you kill him take his hat. It'll be a personal trophy.

 

[lordmitmar]

*Squeals*

Somebody help!

 

[Nimue Stormson]

*Guards march in and point spears at Mit*

Wait, I have a better idea. *Tunrs into Male Loki* Get back in the bed.

 

[lordmitmar]

Nope!

*Slides under the bed and into a trapdoor*

Why was that under here!

*Falls into underground lake*

 

[Deio and Dahlia Leafwalker]

*nuzzles*

(Is it tasty? is it scrumptious? What is it?)