You wake up next to them.

[Primordus]

I agree

 

[Hijinks]

Oh, another piece of flesh to feast my chains on.

 

[Slot 11]

Touch me, and those pretty little ears of yours become the tops of my new house slippers!

 

[Khallesh]

How do I keep waking up next to infidels?

 

[Théodred Heavenshield]

Maybe you like infidels...

 

[Abbey Gailstrom]

Can't tell who you even are... ah well.

 

[Théodred Heavenshield]

working on it.

 

[Alatar Istari]

*hiding in closet*
*whimper*

 

[Hijinks]

*puts big purple boa on*

 

[Alatar Istari]

*hears [member="Hijinks"] and peeks out*
*soft voice* kitty?

 

[Hijinks]

*whispers*

Yes?

[member="Joelle Dain"]

 

[Alatar Istari]

*steps out of closet and hugs*
Kitty! *still soft voice*

 

[Hijinks]

*hugs*

Why were you in the closet, silly?

 

[Alatar Istari]

*smiles shyly*
Yea beds too low, closet better hiding

 

[Hijinks]

*ruffles hair*

It's okay. You don't need to hide now.

*puts boa on her*

 

[Alatar Istari]

*ruffles boa*

 

[Hijinks]

*ruffles hair*

 

[Alatar Istari]

*ruffles hair back*

 

[Hijinks]

Hey, I'm more than three hundred years older than you... You can't... Oh wait, yes you can.

*ruffle war!*

 

[Ibby]

[member="Hijinks"]

Oh, it's you again! I can't wait for Voss!

[member="Joelle Dain"]

*cuddles* you are such an adorable human. I won't ever eat you, even if you were Force Sensitive!