You wake up next to them.

[Noamd]

But I don't like sith

I sense someone is going too have roast squid for lunch

 

[Darius Vereno]

To what do I owe the pleasure?

 

[Cross Ikon]

You don't.

Why can't I ever actually wake up next to my girlfriend.... It's like she brings people in just to mess with me....

Oh, wait...

 

[Aurelio Murtix]

You know I'm better than whomever else you find yourself with on other nights. You might as well simply admit your love for me and become one of my companions.

 

[Cross Ikon]

Yeah sure... Just um... Step out that window, if you would.

 

[Noamd]

I've got a better idea *Pushes Aurelio out the window* Send me a post card!

 

[Cross Ikon]

*shakes hand*

Good deal, man...

But why are you in my bedroom, again?

 

[Noamd]

I have no Idea, I think your house door is a portal to this room.

 

[Cross Ikon]

Maybe... But if it was, every woman who came by would get stuck in this room.

 

[Noamd]

It only works for those who you don't want to be in here, that's my theory

 

[Cross Ikon]

Well... I don't mind you being here, pal... Just don't ever sleep on my bed...

 

[Slot 19]

Awww, but the bed is so comfortable.....

 

[Cross Ikon]

Yeah? Maybe you and [member="Nomad Crimson"] should go stoke each others various appendages...

 

[Slot 19]

I've never been quite fond of the males of my species. Much less our cousins.

 

[Cross Ikon]

Well, maybe you should go to Zeltros... Males of all kinds there... For reasons I'd hope would be obvious.

 

[Noamd]

Yeah? Maybe you and [member="Nomad Crimson"] should go stoke each others various appendages...

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[Slot 19]

Come back, darling. I haven't even started cutting them off yet! *ignites lightsaber* :devil:

 

[Noamd]

Cross... Help

 

[Slot 19]

*grabs two of your tails* Ready?

 

[Noamd]

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