You wake up next to them.

[Darth Armyss]

Hmm...when the Dark Lord said "seduce the Jedi into turning to the Dark Side", I don't think this is quite what he had in mind.

 

[Aven Blanc]

You, again? Oh, well....

 

[Darth Armyss]

There's worse people to find yourself sleeping with.

 

[Arabella Darkhold]

Were we drinking?

 

[Darth Armyss]

How drunk were we?

 

[Doctor Azure]

Ugh... Very. Hand me that whiskey.

 

[Xall Zadron]

MOMMY!

 

[Yetari Sellix]

"I hope you enjoyed my prescribed treatment as much as I did."

 

[Aven Blanc]

I sure did...

 

[Xall Zadron]

DADDY!

 

[Darth Armyss]

*Goes back to sleep and pretends he didn't see that*

 

[Yetari Sellix]

"Fair warning; Nobody can know about this so one of us isn't leaving here alive. I'll make breakfast first though."

 

[Doctor Azure]

Thanks... *Nom Nom*

I'm walking out of here..... *stabs*

 

[Darth Armyss]

Hmm...I knew there was something odd about the rug I brought home yesterday.

 

[Hasuras va-Agrel]

I'm going to need another drink.

 

[Aurelio Murtix]

I know you're thinking that this is too good to be true, and it kind of is. You gotta get out of here, and we'll never speak again most likely.

 

[Darth Armyss]

Did I lose a bet or something?

 

[Hasuras va-Agrel]

You again!? Ugh. Well you want to go to the strippers?

 

[Sheff Zee]

What is this?

 

[Peyton Steele]

...so is the money on the night stand?