Star Wars Roleplay: Chaos

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You wake up next to them.

Wait... You're a Ren dude, right? You see those weird shapes in my eyes? Those are credit signs. You stay right there while I stick you with a few stun darts, alright? Either I get a ransom, or the Alliance pays me a bunch.
 
*opens eyes again*

No. Wait. My husband is right here. I just heard him. Okay. I think I see what happened. He wanted to spice up the marriage, so we both got really drunk and invited you back here! Oh good. I was worried that I was about to be in a lot of trouble.
 
What? No, I didn't want a threesome... I'm pretty sure you just caught me drunkenly handcuffing the guy. I'd be happy to kick him out of the bed, stun him into a stupor, and then go back to sleep.
 

Milo Ren

A Howling Voice in the Desert
This is the galaxy's biggest bed. I'm pretty sure it's related to a Rakatan mind prison. As in, there's no escape. There is no edge of the bed to kick me off of. There is just the bed. I am the bed. You are the bed. This galaxy we live in, it's all just one big bed. Aw, man, who wet the bed?!

Force help whoever did that when I get my hands on them.

....wait, what happened last night, exactly?
 

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