You wake up next to them.

[Malachite the Shoki]

*glances at the fangirls and the grenade* *sets the grenade on fire as it flies towards them*

 

[B'arin Fett]

(this thread now has 666 pages...) *Looks at the flaming thermal as it explodes, hurtling fangirls to the skies*

 

[Doctor Azure]

*looks at the crowd of exploding fangirls* *continues drinking his coffee*

Well, that happened...

 

[Becdaua Ikon]

Hello again.

 

[Jasper Felinus]

Oh, hi...

 

[Becdaua Ikon]

Who are you?

 

[Jasper Felinus]

I'm a butler?

 

[Junaan Sol]

Emphasis on BUT.... *gropes from behind* *w*

 

[Becdaua Ikon]

o.o

 

[B'arin Fett]

... just gonna...

 

[Jasper Felinus]

Y'know, there might be a day when the groping wears me down enough to sleep with you again... That's not today. *curls tail around her, anyway*

*glanced at the kid* What're you lookin' at?

 

[Junaan Sol]

(MY GOD, SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL)

*squeezing intensifies* ^u^

 

[B'arin Fett]

Squeeze 'im any harder, and you'll kill 'im....

 

[Jasper Felinus]

Nah, her groping hasn't gotten to lethal levels, yet...

 

[Junaan Sol]

Yet.... *u*

 

[Jasper Felinus]

I swear I will squeeze you back... You won't know when, but you'll know why... vengeance...

 

[B'arin Fett]

... *walks out slowly, shooting the lock on the door*

 

[Slot 17]

Either you're really angry at that door, or something's going on in there that you don't want me to see...

 

[Jan VonFowl]

Why not both? It's an ugly door.

 

[B'arin Fett]

There's a feth ton of squeezing in there... not exactly comforting...