You wake up next to them.

[Cross Ikon]

You... look better when I'm drunk.

 

[Noamd]

What do you mean by that?

 

[Marcus]

Don't tell me a squid seduced me to the bed!

 

[Eleos]

You're too easy

 

[Marcus]

Did you fell from Heaven to my bed?

 

[Asuk Lot]

Funny but no

 

[Viktor Romanov]

I would love to make you a copy of her wings, my friend.

 

[Asuk Lot]

*Flys up* it won't end well.......... for you

 

[Slot 19]

[member="Cockatrice and Batarang"]

Meow....

 

[Diana Arthmael]

*Terrible Bat Screech*

 

[Slot 19]

Oh, but I thought it was so clever. You WOUND me! *dramatic sad-face*

 

[Viktor Romanov]

Ignore them, my dear. They are terribly ill. A plague of the mind.

 

[Noamd]

I object!...........

 

[Slot 19]

No doubt my doing. Oh well.... *hangs onto you seductively*

*looks at Nomad* Get out, or I get ANGRY.

 

[Noamd]

*Quivers with fear*
N-no! I-I W-w-won't!

 

[Laura Hawtrey]

Good luck with that mate!

 

[Khallesh]

Would you like coffee? We traditionally suck it from a worm's anus.

 

[Crucius Sin]

*stabs in the face, before looking at [member="Laura Hawtrey"]*

Oh, was I not supposed to kill him?

 

[Laura Hawtrey]

Well I mean I already have tea soooooooooooooooooooo.......

 

[Crucius Sin]

*grabs beer*

Oh, well... Guess people like what they like.