You wake up next to them.

[Slot 21]

*stops playing, yarn ball hanging from mouth, lying on back*
*stares at you upside down*

 

[Payback]

-pets- Never owned a pet cat before

 

[Slot 21]

*purrs, closes eyes, happy grin*

 

[Darth Imperatus]

AAAAAARGHWHYTHEFUCKAMIINBEDWITHACAT???

 

[Payback]

Cat?

 

[Placeholder 0123]

(([member="Katar"] I keep a spraybottle at my bedside at all times for situations like this, aye. ))

Good evening. Or morning. Whatever. Have you considered trying lotion? Y'know, for your face thing.

 

[Slot 8]

Alright, what kind of Spice was I on last night? Now, be honest. Was I drooling, babbling, or completely zoned out?

 

[Payback]

Babbling

 

[Slot 8]

Oh, kark..... Whatever you heard, pretend you never heard it!

 

[Payback]

Ok, your secret's safe with me

 

[Slot 8]

Somehow that doesn't reassure me......You're posting this on your holo-blog, aren't you? <_<

 

[Payback]

My holo what? Noooo
-curses under breath-

 

[Slot 8]

Well, this is one problem that fire can solve... *grabs datapad from his hand, incinerates it with a fireball*

 

[Payback]

Kriffing woman, at leastI have a backup

 

[Slot 8]

You mean this? *repeats previous action*

 

[Payback]

-sighs-
Damnit woman just get back in the bed

 

[Slot 8]

You mean this bed? *sets bed aflame* :devil: (sigh, that never gets old...)

 

[Nevaeh Krytal]

A hot mandalorian chick that looks like she'll struggle. I like a challenge. Huehue.

 

[Payback]

What are you babbling about

 

[Nevaeh Krytal]

*Cracks fingers*

Another challenge.

Hue.

Huehue.