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You know you're a redneck Jedi when...

I found these, thought it would be funny to share them.


You know you're a redneck Jedi when..
You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."
You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."


Anyone else got some more? Lmao.
 
When your Lightsaber is used as a bug zapper.
When you call the Dark Side; voodoo space magic.
Your X-Wing for some reason has a 6 inch lift kit.
You can sense when your cousin is in town.
Blame the droid for the dip stains on the carpet.
You fish with thermal detonators for sport.
Kiss your sister. Ya we went there.
Love Pod Racing. Preferably on an all left turn track, nuff said.
 

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