Wookin' Pa Nub

[Jack Sparrow]

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Jack needs romance. Proper romance. A lasting love to cherish or at least eventually mourn. The thing about Jack's interaction with other PCs is the immediate reaction tends to be "rum!" followed by "bungling incompetent!" The truth is, Jack is a very intelligent man who is quite skilled with a blade, a masterful tactician, a fine pilot, and was in fact Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic and did a damn fine job with it.

I'm one of those people who honestly believes romance should rise up naturally from IC RP'ing, but in Jack's case he's been rather stymied, so I thought I'd try posting a thread to test the waters.

You should be female, humanoid, active, have an excellent and perhaps odd sense of humor, and either not much in the way of a strict moral code or a desire to continue the rehabilitation of our pirate captain.

Long-term goal: Our own kingdom that you help design. I'm bloody rich, love.

 

[4ND-R0]

[member="Jack Sparrow"]

Hmm. Could work, but uuhhhhh. Odd sense of humor might a bit different than what you expect.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

[member="Allara Ven"], I love your enthusiasm, but the combination of Vongshaped and Force magic is a bit of a lose-lose, though I'm sure you're a wonderful person beneath the mask, so please don't hunt me down for sport.

 

[Vi Grir]

[member="Jack Sparrow"]


Hello mister tall, dark and hansom.

Just a short, dark and crazy girl here with a fascination for old sith stuff.

 

[Faith Organa]

[member="Jack Sparrow"] well look who it is...

 

[Jack Sparrow]

[member="Vi Grir"], hello yourself!

[member="Faith Organa"], blimey love, are you still Queen of Alderaan?

 

[Faith Organa]

[member="Jack Sparrow"] yes we are planning a dinner. You should come. There will be wine. And maybe some rum!

 

[Jack Sparrow]

[member="Faith Organa"], do forward the invite. It would be my pleasure.

 

[Vi Grir]

[member="Jack Sparrow"]


Well, while you have a dinner date, I'll have what I can find in the local market

 

[Jack Sparrow]

[member="Vi Grir"], I believe [member="Faith Organa"] is already spoken for. It's just that she's always been in love with me. I'm not even sure her husband's aware. Husband? Wife? Sorry, I've been away and haven't kept up much with local politics.

You, on the other hand, are 4'9" of interesting. Would you like to accompany me to the dinner? We can steal silverware and do inappropriate things to each other in the coat room.

 

[Vi Grir]

[member="Jack Sparrow"]

You, on the other hand, are 4'9" of interesting.

4'3''

Would you like to accompany me to the dinner? We can steal silverware

and do inappropriate things to each other in the coat room.

 

[Faith Organa]

[member="Jack Sparrow"] - Jack dear you steal my silver ware I'll have you hung by the thumbs.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

[member="Faith Organa"], did I say silverware? I meant underwear. Not for me, of course, but [member="HK-36"] does love playing dress-up.

 

[HK-36]

[member="Jack Sparrow"],

You missed the thread where he's invited to a wedding as one of the bridesmaids so has to temporarily change his voice to female and get in a dress

 

[Jack Sparrow]

[member="Vi Grir"], as I've received my official invitation to Fath's soiree, I'd be most pleased were you to accompany me and wear something tight and revealing. Or loose and revealing. Or at any rate allow me to escort you to the party and shower you with laudatory expulsions.