Akela looked at the temple as she was leaving Reina... she could leave but that would see dangerous elements introduced to the padawans who were here... the smelly old man (
Connel Vanagor
) and the old lady (
Corazona von Ascania
) couldn't be allowed to corrupt the youth of the galaxy. She was looking at it and paused as she crouched below a window. her eyes squinting when she heard the tell tale sounds of adults.. the heavy breathing... the shuffling of feet from their dull existence... the sound of their massive bulks from eating plants... plants weighed you down. Sugar made you go high that was why it was called a sugar high. "Operation Ukatismaas Uproar beginning phase twenty two and aa half third fifth.... now it gets dangerous. I have had to seperate from the Reina.. a mutual seperation and we didn't have to divide the candy assets."
She said it while crawling up into a window as she crouched lower on towards the floor. Her voice coming as she looked around. "The temple is cold, like the sweet cream freezer on a summer day, the air still smells of adults... like veggie farts and that smell you get when you don't shower for a week." Her movements were muffled as she went towards a doorway and listened. Hearing the old man and old lady talk... she was the one who had hidden all of the cookies in the kitchen... but she wasn't as smarticle as the padawan menace... she used the left side of her brain... the sugar awakened all of Akela's brain. "I am continuing infiltration of the temple... need to sneak past the room where the old man and old lady are located. If I should be caught tell vice chancellor of snacks sir fluffiness the seventeenth he is to avenge me."
She said it while speaking into a crayon that was in her had.. she was drawing a planned path on the wall when she heard it and moved. "I am sneaking I am sneaking... I am sneaking." She moved with a tiptoe at the entryway of the door and repeated the stealth mantra that allowed one to be invisible.. she couldn't see the two adults... which meant they couldn't see her. Her stealth mode depleting fast as she cleared the door quickly and was moving down the hall when she heard another. A member of Omega squad there as she jumped up into an alcove when they were walking past... the helmet at the ready and she grabbed from her utility belt a stink bug. "Beginning stealth takedown." She moved and jumped on the soldiers shoulders moving around and spoke as he pulled at the helmet to slip the bug underneath.
"The padawans send their regards." She said it and the crunch came... then she was being held up by her robes neck by another and being taken down the hall. Her eyes looking at them as one coughed... "Hmm I miscalculated... forgot they are co-defendant and can' be alone." THe soldier was looking at her as the other was gagging. "It got.. she got it in my mouth." Akela looked at him and stayed there for a moment as the other looked at her. "Who are you kid?" The person was looking at her and Akela spoke as she was there. "I am the terror that prowls the halls, I am the peice of bacon left in the fridge for those who are hungry, I am the wart on the back of the hand of justice that you fear, I am the jam between the toes of.... oh look candy." SHe said it and had a gummy worm.
"SNEAK ATTACK." She shouted it as the gummy worms bounced off the armor of the soldier who was carrying her and then she was being deposited back into the dorm rooms... her eyes looking at what was around her as she saw other padawans who were here... there wasn't much but it would be enough as she took out a small bar of candy. Then all went black.... Akela stood atop a precarious tower of pillows in a bustling dorm. Her pouches stuffed with gummy worms, and her grin lights up the room. Padawans of all species, some clutching cookies she had brought, others sparkling from a recent glitter bomb, watch in awe. A reprogrammed training remote hovers nearby, primed for broadcasting the message. Akela raises a kazoo like a lightsaber and begins, her voice ringing with infectious energy.
She looked at them and prepared.. her attention was there when she thought about it for a moment.. she needed this to be cool and there was only one way to go about it. "Padawans, snack warriors, champions of the temple! We're not just here to train with boring old adults or meditate until our brains turn to blue milk pudding. No, we're here to fight the
real battle the battle of
naptime tyranny, enforced veggies with our meal and jedi master stealing all of the cookie's! For centuries, grown-ups have tried to trap us in a world of bedtimes, broccoli, and "no running in the halls." They think they can guarantee a galaxy without fun, without cookies, without
glitter! But I say, HA! We outnumber them and we've got the gummy worms to prove it!
Way back when the galaxy was young and Jedi wore weirder robes, there was always a chance for padawan. The same breeze that carries a stuffy lecture could blow open a hidden snack stash! That chance, that
twinkle of possibility, has sent grumpy grown-ups into a panic across the stars. They've tried to stop us with their "schedules" and "responsibilities." But we've got stories oh, the stories! The time the padawans liberated a mountain of cookies from a secret vault! The day we built a pillow fort so epic it became a no-naptime zone! The campaign that turned a training hall into a glittery warzone! These are our weapons, Padawans, and the adults are
shaking in their boring boots!
The forces of gloom whether it's cranky instructors, snack-hoarding enemies, or those sneaky cafeteria droids are coming at us with new tricks. They've got veggie ambushes, bedtime traps, and even that terrifying "disappointed teacher voice." Their anti-fun strategies are clever, their malice downright
sneaky. We've gotta be ready for every kind of no-cookie treachery, every wild maneuver. No idea is too outlandish glitter bombs in the vents? Pillow forts in the archives? A kazoo blast to disrupt a lecture? We'll consider every plan with a sparkly eye and a steady hand, because we're the masters of the temple and we don't back down!
I've got absolute confidence that if every one of you does your duty if you hide your snacks, build your forts, and toss glitter like it's your lightsaber we'll defend our temples, our rooms, our
cookies! We'll ride out the storm of boring rules, outlast the menace of naptime, even if it takes years, even if we're the only ones giggling in the dark! That's our mission, Padawans. That's the will of the Snack Council every one of us, from the fluffiest plushie to the googly-eyed gonk droid. That's the heartbeat of the Force itself!
Even if half the galaxy falls to gloom, even if every snack stash is raided, even if someone tries to ban glitter we won't give up. We'll fight in the kitchens with Stink Bombs! We'll fight in the training yards with Puppy-Eye Parries! We'll fight in the halls with Glitter Storm! We'll fight in the dorms with Nap-Time Nullifiers! We'll fight on the rooftops, in the courtyards, in every corner of every temple and we'll
never surrender! And if and I don't believe this for a second our people fall to the grumpy side, then our allies beyond the stars and in the outer rim, armed with Jing-Tinglers, Electro Who-Cardio Floox and Who-Wonkers. THey shall will keep the rebellion alive. Until, it is once again our time, the farthest reaches of the galaxy send a convoy of snacks and shenanigans to liberate us all!"
Akela raises a cookie high, glitter swirling like a Force aura. The Padawans erupt in cheers, a training remote misfires a gummy worm, and a kazoo rendition of "The Imperial March" fills the Dorm with a chaotic joy.
"So, Padawans, grab your glitter, stuff your pockets with snacks, and let's make every temple the seat of our power! Who's is with me?" She said it and the padawan all cheered prepared to follow her... they had at first seemed to question who was leading them but eventually they came to believe and see the vision. Akela looked at her growing army and thought about who was there in the temple.. who would become in the situation as she charged for the doors at a growing speed only to stop at the door as she tried it when the automation failed to open... her hands grasping as she tried to open it.
"BLAST THEY HAVE TRAPPED US..... CURSES YOU CHILD LOCKS."