Derisive Umbaran
CORESHIP
THE RELIQUARY
Steam billowed out in thick rivulets as Darth Adekos was thawed out of whatever sort of wretched stasis he had put himself in. He spent most of his time in that sort of dreamless sleep now. Sleeping was good. Sleeping meant he was not alone with his thoughts, his failures, his shortcomings. His stasis pod stood straight up, the lid cracking open. Adekos groaned in a miserable, mechanical tone and pitched to the right, crashing onto the durasteel floor in a tangled heap of semi-synthetic limbs.Dignified, as always.
He had missed the mattress he had put on the left side. "Why am I awake?" He demanded, though he already knew. Force of habit. Slowly, his old limbs worked themselves, creaking in protest as he rose from the ground. There was no one here to see him yet, so he was not terribly worried about the loss of evil credibility he just had. Adekos, his reputation, and his physical body had endured far worse anyway. He was alive, and all the rest were dead. So he won, even if he did live in obscurity and silence. Better than being dead. Everyone saw what the Netherworld looked like now. He wasn't keen to go. Not ever.
The shadow of TD-18, his trusty tactical droid, loomed in the corner. "We have taken on boarders."
"I don't suppose Natasi Fortan in a cocktail dress is among them?"
There was a long pause as TD-18 ran his calculations. "This is statistically unlikely."
How his humor was wasted on droids. Carach would have laughed. Or did that thing where he just snorted air through the nose. It was basically the equivalent.
Adekos had half a mind to go back in and let these simpletons take it all without a confrontation, but they had come this far, they should at least get to see him. Adekos brushed greasy strands of long, dull silver hair from his eyes and checked the chronometer. It had been two years since the last attack already; two years in the pod. Not a bad record. Who had it been last time? Brad Halcyon, that was who. What a piece of work. The Jedi didn't get far, but damn did he make a mess of the carpets. Spend too long around droids, you forget just how much people can bleed. Adekos noticed some hair had come loose and flicked it to the side, grunting in disgust.
"How many?"
"Assessment in progress. More than a few."
Adekos reached out, willing the Force to move the mattress to the opposite side - the side where he fell - of stasis pod, just like he did last time. "They are in the core ship?"
"Yes."
Good. Brad Halcyon, that idiot, had landed on the ring portion of the ship. The ring! There was nothing of value on the ring, just his honor guard of droids and technobeasts. No one ever kept anything of value on the ring. That was just common sense. But no one taught common sense to Jedi. It was like instructing a Nexu in Atrisian. Futile. Maybe a little funny, in the right circles. Adekos had reached a wardrobe now. Thoroughly mundane, carved out of some exotic Felucian hardwood. Fancy, but not the high technology he usually surrounded himself with.
It wasn't even locked, but inside sat the Gauntlet of Kressh the Younger - the most powerful Sith artifact to ever grace the galaxy. Unless you counted the Dark Staff, but nobody of good sense did. Or should. Any artifact that talks to people is an unnecessary risk. The Soulsaber was the same way. If talking weapons were actually of any use to anyone, every blaster would come with a vocabulator. The Gauntlet carried no such drawbacks, least of all a mind of its own. Unless, of course, being gaudy counted as a drawback.
Somewhat less importantly, his cloak and helmet lay in a pile. He was already dressed in his Sith fighting robes (he had since learned to go to sleep in them to save time during mornings such as these), and so haphazardly donned his equipment. Wait, his lightsaber wasn't in there at all. "Did you see where I put my lightsaber?"
"No."
Useless droid! Whatever. He didn't need it. He slid the gauntlet on as he left, off to greet the intruders. The cold metal felt good on his hand. Adekos enjoyed the weight of it. It made him feel like he was invincible.
Because he absolutely was.