Ursäkta May Wandersun

[Beowoof]

Name: Ursäkta May Wandersun
Faction: [None]
Rank: Farm gal
Species: Miralian
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Height: 1.60 meters
Weight: 48 Kg
Eyes: Amethyst
Hair: Black
Skin: Green
Force-sensitivity: None

Homeworld: Concord Dawn

Strengths and weaknesses:
+ Kin milk a bantha sewper fast
+ Kin rahd a bantha sewper fast
+ Kin skeer a snake
+ Kin shoot a guhn lak a pro
+ Kin dance
+ Got a hah pain tawlerance
- Ain't dun ejumikated
- Smells fuhnny
- Has one o' them dialekts
- Drives lak a blind dewback in a Ex-Tharty-Four

Biography:
Y'all know ther ain't much a-talkin' 'bout. Ursäkta May got borned awn Concord Dawn one mornin' an' the wawrld ain't never bin the same seeance. 'Cuz none ever hard of a farmgurl who kin milk three banthas in fahv minutes. Yup. She dun got the record fer that ther.

Ursäkta May has lak tweelve bruthers 'n' sisters, an' she'll prolly have 'bout the same 'mount o' kids when she's got hitched. Ya know she's kinda keewt an' has the sweetest durn parsunality, so they reckon she'll prolly snag a good 'un. Maybe he maht not wear the pants in the family, but whoever wants tuh murry her's gun' have an exciting life, ya kin garruntee that.

Sekritly, Ursäkta May wants tuh take a vacation awn Nabbew 'cuz it's lak a luxury spa an' she ain't never bin at one.

 

[Aleksandyr Gaillard]

[member="Ursäkta May"]

Almost pertier than ma' sister.

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

[member="Ursäkta May"]

Almost pertier than ma' sister.

This 'ere missy is certainly purtier than mine, thas for sure.

 

[Lucifer Malvern]

[member="Ursäkta May"]

You made me laugh. Thank you, Woofie.

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

I reckon this 'ere miss is be'in tree-fiddy percent serious. Ah'd be mighty disappointed if she weren't.

 

[Beowoof]

I reckon this 'ere miss is be'in tree-fiddy percent serious. Ah'd be mighty disappointed if she weren't.

Durn raht, I iz.

Naow wur gun' go git that bantha outta the durn deeutch uggin. Ah thank ah lawst mah gritz win he sneezed.

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

Ya know, Ah ain't ever met a lassy who's accent was thicker than mine. Is a real doozy, to be honest.
And the bantha got 'imself stuck againe? Well Ah'll be darned. If ya wan Ah can try to fix tha ditch right up. Shouldn't take to mahc work. Maybe a day's worth.

 

[Venris Helion]

I reckons what we got 'ere is a gen-you-ein purty angel. And proof we don't needs no edurmahcation when we gots a jerb we is good at.

 

[Beowoof]

[member="Drapeam Nyx"]

Wull see haow it goes. Ah thank maybe it's tahm we took 'im tuh market. He's prolly got 'nuff crazy in 'im fer the Hutts.

But if ya wan' talk tuh mah paw, he'll prolly cut ya a gud deal awn bantha cheese.


[member="Venris Helion"]

Haow ya du'n, Coach Z?

 

[Kana Truden]

Ursäkta May

You are forgiven.