Tonald Drump, Republic Patriot.

[Tonald Drump]

TONALD DRUMP​

REPULIC PATRIOT​

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Somehow, in the midst of all the troubles in the Galaxy a new threat has emerged to the stability of the Galactic Republic. A threat to our very foundations. A threat so large that half of us don't even realise it's a threat. You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about migrants. ALIEN migrants. The kind of people that associate themselves with the Sith and want to take away our basic liberties. That's why I, Tonald Drump, am taking it upon myself to save the Republic.​

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You see it is the aliens that have caused our standards to slide, coming over here with their spice problems and their damn swoop gangs. It's the aliens that are "fleeing" their homelands and coming here so they can get fat and avoid paying their taxes, which damages the infrastructure we have worked so hard to create.​

You know what I think?​

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We need a wall.​

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A Goddamn space wall. ​

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That'll keep them out.​

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Faction:​

The Galactic Republic.​

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Position:​

Politician.​

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Race:​

Human.​

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Strengths:​

+Unstumpable​

Tonald always has a counter argument, regardless of what the topic is.​

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+Glorious Leader​

Somehow, despite clearly being racist, speciesist and generally abusive towards any and all minorities, Tonald has a large gathering of loyal voters. ​

Nobody is quite sure how he managed this.​

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Weaknesses:​

-Racist​

Donald doesn't play well with the other children.​

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-Moron​

He may have a pseudo intellectual answer for everything, but don't let this phase you.​

He is, in fact, a moron.​

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Force Sensitive? ​

We better hope not. ​

 

[La'kuus Quelin]

Get out.

 

[Sibar Laval]

[member="Tonald Drump"]

Oh......my.....god......YES.

 

[Garoth Ursull]

 

[Sabena Shai]

In Drump we trust.

 

[Caulder Dune]

It was only a matter of time, honestly.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Make the Republic great again™​

 

[Tanith Alde]

This...Oh goodness....

 

[Imperator Tiberius]

[member="Tonald Drump"]

Oh my god, yes!

We need a GOD DAMN SPACE WALL! WOOOOHOOOO

'PUBLIC! KARK YEAH!

 

[Krux Mullarus]

A small loan of one million credits​

 

[Seraphina Shel'tah]

It finally happened... #RIP #REPUBLIC #CLOSETHEBORDERS

 

[Amelia von Sorenn]

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[Imperator Tiberius]

[member="Amelia Sorenn"]

Isn't it beautiful? lol

Make the Republic great again!

 

[Amelia von Sorenn]

There are times when I hate being an American....

 

[Imperator Tiberius]

[member="Amelia Sorenn"]

This is a troll character. Just go ahead and laugh at it while we can xD

 

[Jeron Verity]

You know, I'm voting for him, for the simple reason of; He can't screw up or lie any worse than what we've had for the past few presidents. At least he is showing his ridiculousness before we vote for him, I'd like to see what he brings to the table.

 

[Imperator Tiberius]

[member="Galven Solomon"]

Honestly, this is how I see things:

If we weren't already economically screwed, and were in an okay state, he would be the worst thing for America. But in our current state, he is the best thing we need.
















Probably.

 

[Amelia von Sorenn]

Take it to the general discussion you two.

[member="Imperator Tiberius"]
[member="Galven Solomon"]

 

[Seraphina Shel'tah]

Don't vote for Drump! He'll ban me from the Republic! I pay my taxes! I'm a law abiding Twi'lek Jedi!

 

[Jeron Verity]

[member="Amelia Sorenn"]


You say that like our positive comments have become a problem, do you perhaps, have a problem with us instead? If Tonald has a problem with my comment, I'll remove it, not on your watch, though