Things You Can Say About Your Truck

[Amz]

That you can't say about your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other



'Wanna take her for a ride?'

 

[Mrrew]

(Sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy joke... lol.)

 

[Garza]

Hit her hard!

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

"I think something's broken."

 

[Jorus Merrill]

"Got a big spare tire there."

 

[Malok]

"I can change her oil for ya."

 

[Amz]

You could probably fit four in there.

 

[Jorus Merrill]

"Quarter-ton of solid right there."

 

[Amz]

She's got a lot of miles on her.

 

[Garza]

That's not supposed to do that.

 

[Amz]

Here's the key to turn it on.

 

[Garza]

pop the hood and take a peek.

 

[Malok]

"Let me turn her on and see how she runs."

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

"It's pretty small."
This counts as a truck, right?

 

[Raijin Arashi]

It's nonexistent.

 

[Marona Rayheart]

"I'll ride in the back, since your in the front"

 

[Jsc]

Chains and tie-downs baby.

 

[Sin2]

I have a truck??

 

[Seris Vant]

Hauls a wide rear load just like I like it.

 

[Gareth Yalthik]

You can count on it whenever you need it.