The Worst Sale's Pitch of the Century

[R5-M7]

Come one, come all!
Have you ever seen those newer model of Astromechs and wished for a simpler day, simpler droid?
Well, now you can! We at {Redacted} and Co. have decided to recreate and sell the droids are old! Designed to precise specifications, each one is designed after the predecessors or the newer Astromech makes. So what are you waiting for?

Buy today!

(Warning: {Redacted} and Co. is not responsible for any failures, destruction, or premature detonation you may experience with your Astromech. If any of the listed issues, or any others, occur to you or a loved one, contact medical professionals immediately and contact us at {Redacted}. Returns are prohibited, attempts to return or exchange droids will lead to a law suit against the aggressive party. Thank you and have a most joyous day.)

R5-M7's Character Bio: http://starwarsrp.net/topic/141888-r5-m7/

 

[Mauda]

Can it injure, maim or otherwise do harm to unwilling organisms at a moments notice

Asking for a friend

[member="R5-M7"]

 

[R5-M7]

[member="Orex Mauda"]

If by "Injure, maim, or otherwise do harm", you mean "Mildly Inconvenience with Fusion Cutter", then yes.

 

[Mauda]

[member="R5-M7"]

What if that Fusion Cutter was accompanied by an array of somewhat sinister devices designed specifically for doing nasties

 

[R5-M7]

I guess R5-M7 could use them for more nefarious purposes, though it is still an astromech.

[member="Orex Mauda"]

 

[Mauda]

[member="R5-M7"]

hmmmmmmmm

 

[R5-M7]

hmmmmmmmm

[member="Orex Mauda"]