Heart Breaker and Life Taker
Current Outfit
Location: Takodana
"Thank you for calling the Armed and Ready Weapons store emergency hotline. All available agents are busy attending customers. Please remain on hold and we'll get to you shortly."
"Oh come on!" Hilal slammed her fist on the table causing her glass of Jawa Juice to nearly fall. She sat in the Takodana Castle trying to call support for ages, but they were all "busy." Hilal wondered what the hell these guys were doing all this time. Were they busy watching Twileak dancers on the Holonet? Were they asleep on the job? It was irritating as a customer to be treated like this and these employees wonder why they get pissed off at them. "I hope they didn't lose that Autoblaster I plan on installing to my Heavy Armor." Hilal muttered angrily sipping her Jawa Juice.
Last week, Hilal had purchased a brand new Autoblaster minigun edition from the Armed and Ready store on the Holonet. She planned on modifying its rate of fire increasing it to 6,500 blaster bolts per minute and also installing a limited A.I that she created to auto aim to any targets. Hilal imagined the Autoblaster as a shoulder mounted machine gun that swivel in a near 360-degree angle giving maximum coverage. However, while tracking the package yesterday, Hilal noticed that it was getting error message and was trying to figure out the reason. The service though was horrible as Hilal had to wait for hours before hanging up and calling back again. At least a Bith band playing some Jazz in the background quelled some of Hilal's anger.
"Hello and welcome to Armed and Ready Weapons Store!" A Protocol Droid appeared in front of the Holoscreen of Hilal's watch. His robotic voice sounded very bright and cheery compared to the frustrated and annoyed expression Hilal made when she called the company. "It's about damn time!" Hilal groaned. "I've been in your waiting queue for two fracking hours!"
"Now ma'am!" The Droid said in that same smarmy tone that made Hilal want to reach through the screen and rip out his voice modulator. "We need you to remain calm, we assure that you're call means everything to us."
"Then why did I had to wait for so damn long?" Hilal snorted derisively.
"Because we had other customers to attend to." The Droid said. "Now how can I help you?"
Sighing heavily, Hilal began to send the Droid the information about her order. "I've purchased a brand new Autoblaster from you last week," Hilal said. "Yet just yesterday the order just read error. I want to know my status of my order, It was supposed to arrive on Takodana today."
"Now let's see here....." The Droid typed on his Holocomputer. "Okay first thing have you tried refreshing your browser?"
"What?" Hilal frowned. "Are you kidding me?"
"Have you tried refreshing your browser?" The Droid repeated the question causing Hilal to shake her head. "YES! Over and over again!" She shouted. "It didn't work!"
"Have you changed the batteries on your Holowatch?"
"Hey! Dumbchit!" Hilal roared. "The Holowatch that I created for myself doesn't USE batteries and besides it has NOTHING to do with this error!"
"Ma'am!" The Droid replied. "Calm down!"
"Don't tell ME to calm down!" Hilal said. "I've paid an entire Bounty Hunting contract just to pay for the Autoblaster!"
A pregnant silence filled the air while Hilal was fuming with anger. Finally, the Droid spoke which did little to assuage Hilal's anger.
"Are you calm?"
"Okay, I'm calm." Hilal replied taking a deep breath.
"We're calm."
"We're calm."
The Droid then typed in his Holocomputer. "Have you tried enhancing your Holowatch's Wi-Fi capabilities?"
"FRACK YOU!" Hilal screamed on her Holowatch immediately turning it off. "Damn it!" Hilal slammed on the table again wondering how the hell is she going to get the Autoblaster now. She then realized that the everyone in the entire castle was staring at her. "It's customer service," Hilal said. "They suck."
All the patrons nodded at Hilal giving her a sympathetic look before returning to their activities. Hilal began to massage her throbbing temples. "It's chit like this is why I'm better off making my own weapons." she thought.
Marigold
Location: Takodana

"Thank you for calling the Armed and Ready Weapons store emergency hotline. All available agents are busy attending customers. Please remain on hold and we'll get to you shortly."
"Oh come on!" Hilal slammed her fist on the table causing her glass of Jawa Juice to nearly fall. She sat in the Takodana Castle trying to call support for ages, but they were all "busy." Hilal wondered what the hell these guys were doing all this time. Were they busy watching Twileak dancers on the Holonet? Were they asleep on the job? It was irritating as a customer to be treated like this and these employees wonder why they get pissed off at them. "I hope they didn't lose that Autoblaster I plan on installing to my Heavy Armor." Hilal muttered angrily sipping her Jawa Juice.
Last week, Hilal had purchased a brand new Autoblaster minigun edition from the Armed and Ready store on the Holonet. She planned on modifying its rate of fire increasing it to 6,500 blaster bolts per minute and also installing a limited A.I that she created to auto aim to any targets. Hilal imagined the Autoblaster as a shoulder mounted machine gun that swivel in a near 360-degree angle giving maximum coverage. However, while tracking the package yesterday, Hilal noticed that it was getting error message and was trying to figure out the reason. The service though was horrible as Hilal had to wait for hours before hanging up and calling back again. At least a Bith band playing some Jazz in the background quelled some of Hilal's anger.
"Hello and welcome to Armed and Ready Weapons Store!" A Protocol Droid appeared in front of the Holoscreen of Hilal's watch. His robotic voice sounded very bright and cheery compared to the frustrated and annoyed expression Hilal made when she called the company. "It's about damn time!" Hilal groaned. "I've been in your waiting queue for two fracking hours!"
"Now ma'am!" The Droid said in that same smarmy tone that made Hilal want to reach through the screen and rip out his voice modulator. "We need you to remain calm, we assure that you're call means everything to us."
"Then why did I had to wait for so damn long?" Hilal snorted derisively.
"Because we had other customers to attend to." The Droid said. "Now how can I help you?"
Sighing heavily, Hilal began to send the Droid the information about her order. "I've purchased a brand new Autoblaster from you last week," Hilal said. "Yet just yesterday the order just read error. I want to know my status of my order, It was supposed to arrive on Takodana today."
"Now let's see here....." The Droid typed on his Holocomputer. "Okay first thing have you tried refreshing your browser?"
"What?" Hilal frowned. "Are you kidding me?"
"Have you tried refreshing your browser?" The Droid repeated the question causing Hilal to shake her head. "YES! Over and over again!" She shouted. "It didn't work!"
"Have you changed the batteries on your Holowatch?"
"Hey! Dumbchit!" Hilal roared. "The Holowatch that I created for myself doesn't USE batteries and besides it has NOTHING to do with this error!"
"Ma'am!" The Droid replied. "Calm down!"
"Don't tell ME to calm down!" Hilal said. "I've paid an entire Bounty Hunting contract just to pay for the Autoblaster!"
A pregnant silence filled the air while Hilal was fuming with anger. Finally, the Droid spoke which did little to assuage Hilal's anger.
"Are you calm?"
"Okay, I'm calm." Hilal replied taking a deep breath.
"We're calm."
"We're calm."
The Droid then typed in his Holocomputer. "Have you tried enhancing your Holowatch's Wi-Fi capabilities?"
"FRACK YOU!" Hilal screamed on her Holowatch immediately turning it off. "Damn it!" Hilal slammed on the table again wondering how the hell is she going to get the Autoblaster now. She then realized that the everyone in the entire castle was staring at her. "It's customer service," Hilal said. "They suck."
All the patrons nodded at Hilal giving her a sympathetic look before returning to their activities. Hilal began to massage her throbbing temples. "It's chit like this is why I'm better off making my own weapons." she thought.
Marigold