Soul of Naboo
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Lord Eclipsion
Character
I WANT IN!
[member=Supreme Overlord Dredge]
[member=Supreme Overlord Dredge]
Jsc
~Still Surfin
"I still remember the long summer's night when first met Dredge. He was naked, running through the Florida Wal-Mart with only a blow-up rainbow Beach Ball in his hands. Screaming: "I just wanna be a real boy!" Ah yes. I'll never forget the look on his face when the police popped that ball. He was like a long lost puppy with tears in his eyes. All water and sadness. It was so... so... Human."
*sniffle*
I'll always miss him. Rest in peace Dredge. I hope they nailed that coffin shut with an atomic bomb and buried you deep in the earth. Deep. So, so deep. Like down in hell. Somewhere warm and near the fire.
*tears up*
God bless you Dredge. I wish I could have been there when they killed your sorry green azz. I would have baked cookies too.
*holds up his lighter and waves the Canadian Flag*
We. Will never. Forget you.
*sniffle*
I'll always miss him. Rest in peace Dredge. I hope they nailed that coffin shut with an atomic bomb and buried you deep in the earth. Deep. So, so deep. Like down in hell. Somewhere warm and near the fire.
*tears up*
God bless you Dredge. I wish I could have been there when they killed your sorry green azz. I would have baked cookies too.
*holds up his lighter and waves the Canadian Flag*
We. Will never. Forget you.
Dredge
Kneel Before Zod
If y'all got jokes now is the time to let them go cause today is the last day at home.
Lord Eclipsion
Character
" Ah, Dredge Dredge Dredge. I remember the time when we went to Far Harad, and we tried to shoot some Elephants. Not for Ivory, no, we killed 'em cuz their bodily fluids made for a good martini. I vomited, and left for the Trade servers, while you continued to annoy the newcomers. Eventually, the Siberian 5-0 pulled you over, and told you to stop spawn-camping, while they chugged lemon soda. You drove for the border, but the majestic Devil Dundain stopped you, and gobbled you up. Either that, or we overdosed on spice."
Lord Gaius
Chosen
Matreya
Well-Known Member
(Alright a slightly lame kid one, WARNING, adult content in the spoiler. Not overtly so, but had to make it slightly off to be a real roast post)
One time, during an invasion, I swear to god this man brought HUNDREDS of enemies. To a battle where we faced a couple opponents! Like 12!
I swear, this man has the biggest issues ive ever seen when it comes to women also! 'The Salty One wants a mate' I swear thats the kind of thing you hear from him! 'Wants a mate?' Really? Just one of the wierdest mentalities ever.
One time, during an invasion, I swear to god this man brought HUNDREDS of enemies. To a battle where we faced a couple opponents! Like 12!
I swear, this man has the biggest issues ive ever seen when it comes to women also! 'The Salty One wants a mate' I swear thats the kind of thing you hear from him! 'Wants a mate?' Really? Just one of the wierdest mentalities ever.
Also, Salty there's a tub of crisco, a baseball glove, and a tube sock in the basement. A hundred dollars and my niece's virginity for anyone who can guess what the tube sock is for, a thousand bucks and my sons virginity for guessing about the baseball glove.