Astoach
The Dark Comedy

The Recruitment of Evelina Montecratise and the Blood Hand
Imperial Paladin Astoach was not entirely certain what he expected when he traveled to the planet of Gamor. Actually, he did expect the pigs and, in that case, he was absolutely correct. Gamorreans, the ancient servants of the Hutt clans, densely populated this planet and, much to his surprise, they did little to stink up the market. The Boam Clan housed a dense village, one with utterly obsolete technology, so much so that it was almost of a medieval level with various animal skins and melee-oriented weaponry crafted from wood and metal, but held an air of power and cleanliness to it. The streets were paved and ornate, flanked only by small clusters of gaunt, gamorrean children who, comically, duked it out along the side of the road like some adolescent gang war. Astoach did not stop to watch, however, for he was here on the matters of business and, as he held it, so long as there was business to be done, there would be no time for fun.He was a bit awe-struck at the culture presented, one that held obvious high regard for many types of species clustered along the market center among the local pig-creatures, often shopping for tapestries along the lamp-lined shops, occupied by an additional variation of race and ethnicity. He was so stricken by awe in fact, he nearly collided into a large-breasted gamorrean female, a sow, earning a beady, greasy glare before she toddled off to terrorize what other unfortunately distracted traveler might lurk around the corner. Astoach was well aware of the Boam Clan's notoriety for their mercenaries, but he was unaware that they held civilized passions, such as architecture and art, in high esteem. Somewhere beneath that black mask of his, something akin to respect began to filter through into his expression, although it remained concealed.
He weaved through the clustered crowds gathered before a performer, a protocol droid with augmented joints, spiraling about in flexible tricks much to the screeching delight of the crowd. Indeed, it was amusing, but it only furthered to render Astoach into a deep-rooted air of anticipation. The town around him only contributed to their air of professionalism and success, for the Boam Village sharply contrasted the surrounding culture, whose cities were composed of stockpiled slums and their people lived among the parasites. They were the ones he wanted, he knew this, for all the rest were little more than cannon fodder and these pigs would be a true testimony to the Imperium's might. He must have them as a show of power for Eisei, nothing else would do until the army completed construction.
Before him, upon a small incline, sat the town hall, a tremendous, stooped and domed building that glimmered haughtily in the sun. He could almost smell the reek of testosterone from here. He paused to flex his neck, contemplating the plan before him and he knew well what to expect. He would have to prove his strength, without a doubt and, come their approval, he would have to provide them with the due respect and offer, for to offend these beasts would mean the end of all negotiation, and Astoach, not one to let loose ends run amok, would have Thraxxus carpet bomb the hall in that ramshackle Y-Wing of his, regardless if the Paladin himself would escape or not. Yet, he felt no fear, for confidence was one of those bits that made Astoach the dangerous creature he was and, pausing at the door, he glanced towards the bright blue sky, catching a glimpse of that faint Y drifting into the cloudline. He would take no chances.
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