The One Sentence Story

[EmKay]

I'm not sure if this has been done on this forum, but the mechanic is simple. We all collaborate to make a story, one sentence at a time. I'll start us off.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

 

[Nexus]

Two Jawas were at work, fiddling with a droid they'd scavenged.

 

[Thurion Heavenshield]

Then one of the Jawas told the other:

 

[EmKay]

"Hey. Got any zoochberries?"

 

[Prellon Adras]

The other replied: "Get your own!" followed by loud Jawa Noises.

 

[Mrrew]

Then the droid woke up.

 

[EmKay]

(Un?)Fortunately, it was an HK-series model.

 

[Mrrew]

The droid head-butted the nearest jawa.

 

[Wirch Bicket]

The other Jawa grabbed its ion-blaster.

 

[Nexus]

The HK unit murdered the both of those pathetic little meatbags.

 

[EmKay]

Little did HK know, they worked for ANOTHER HK droid!

 

[Arya Izalith]

HK knew there could only be one HK as leader, so he went to find this leader HK and kill him like the meatbag sympathizer he probably was..

 

[Hadraas]

But it was Life day.

 

[Wirch Bicket]

Which meant that everybody was celebrating, including both HK's.

 

[Hadraas]

So he'd use his favorite weapon, love.

 

[Shalla Horizonis]

That seem to work just great with the Hutts.

 

[Hadraas]

More so If he uses his tri-light scope.

 

[Shalla Horizonis]

Just what would he be scoping out there.

 

[Hadraas]

A tap-dancing , life day Wookie

 

[EmKay]

Who just so happened to be dancing the dance of the stuck mynock.