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Toilet Ship – Interstellar Express Cabin
Model: Toilet Ship
Image source: Sora
Starship Class: Small Craft (1-50m)
Starship Role: Transport
Modular: No
Material: Titanium, Electrum, gold, reinforced glass, toilet paper (standardized rolls)
Armaments: N/A
Defense Rating: Very High
Speed Rating: Extreme
Maneuverability Rating: Very High
Hyperdrive Class: 0.5
Energy Resist: Very High
Kinetic Resist: High
Radiation Resist: Extreme
Other Resistances: Smells, antimatter, gamma, collisions, EMP
Hangar Capacity / Squadron Count: 0
STANDARD FEATURES
- Complete life-support systems for long-duration travel
- Class 0.5 hyperdrive (Azure HCX-7 modified)
- High-precision ion thrusters for micro-maneuvers
- Reinforced titanium/electrum hull with ultra-strong composite glass panels
- Assisted gravity toilet
- Toilet paper holder secured magnetically (manual reload)
- Grav-magnetic magazine rack stable in microgravity
- Automatic aroma diffuser (strawberry, lemon, mint) triggered by sensors
- Full recycling system for fluids and waste
ADVANCED SYSTEMS
- Miniaturized fusion reactor with dual redundancy
- Holoscreen diffusion Wall
- High-capacity military-grade deflector shield generator
- Basic integrated ECM system (low-intensity jamming)
- Secondary propulsion via silent ionic micro-bubbles
- Onboard AI W.C.-9000, limited to comfort and sanitation management
- Holographic piloting system: full 360° virtual cockpit projection
- Powered by an array of miniaturized, concealed external cameras embedded in the hull
- Provides intuitive piloting despite the absence of viewports or transparisteel canopies
- Includes tactical overlays, hyperspace navigation, and real-time environmental monitoring
STRENGTHS
- Class 0.5 hyperdrive: extreme speed, rivaling the fastest ships in the galaxy
- Holomap in real time update
- Invisibility engine button
- Strong defenses (armor + shields) for a vessel of its size
- Holo Music Elevator Integrated.
- Integrated EMP resistance, improving survivability against electronic warfare
- Complete autonomy thanks to full recycling systems
- Unmatched comfort for long-distance solo travel
- Exceptional maneuverability for an individual transport
- Holographic piloting system offering total and immersive situational awareness
- Able to warp in Worm Hole and Portal Space Gate.
WEAKNESSES
- Single-passenger capacity
- No integrated armament, not for combat.
- Critical vulnerability in case of sanitation system failure
- Specialized maintenance required: recycling and aroma-diffusion systems are difficult to repair outside certified Azure facilities
- No cargo space or additional crew accommodation
- Can be tracted by a beam.
- Open the door in the space are a VERY bad ideas or same in the sky
- Heavy reliance on external camera network: damage to these systems severely impacts visibility and piloting
- Limited consumables toilet paper, flavor
- Don't sleep at asteroid area. The pilot auto, have limit
DESCRIPTION
Developed by the Azure Research Center, founded by Lyssara Thrynn, the Interstellar Express Cabin was designed from the ground up for mass production and commercial use. Its purpose is to provide an individual long-range transport solution, combining performance with unprecedented comfort.
Unlike standard shuttles, the Express Cabin pairs high-end interceptor-level performance (Class 0.5 hyperdrive, military-grade deflector shields, ultra-responsive ion thrusters) with an interior layout fully centered around hygiene and personal well-being.
The cabin features an assisted gravity toilet, a standardized toilet paper holder, and a grav-magnetic magazine rack. An automatic diffuser neutralizes odors and releases pleasant scents, ensuring a clean environment throughout extended journeys. Piloting is handled via a fully immersive holographic cockpit powered by a network of concealed external cameras, granting perfect situational awareness without the need for viewports.
With extreme speed, total autonomy, and unmatched comfort, the Interstellar Express Cabin is envisioned as a next-generation interstellar taxi, democratizing long-distance solo travel across the galaxy. Feel the power, of the flavor. And the cherry on the cake, no need spatio port for landing, you can go where you want if you have the coordinate.
