Gluk, Stock, and Two Smoking Lasers
"Truly lives up to the name. Quick, dirty and something you'll be embarrassed by later." -
Kaska Arden
OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION
- Intent: A beautiful boat to sell at Quekko's Choice Ship Emporium.
- Image Source: Ryan Coyle
- Canon Link: N/A
- Permissions: N/A
- Primary Source: N/A
- Manufacturer: Corellian Engineering Corporation, HEAVILY modified by many people
- Affiliation: A lucky customer
- Market Status: Closed-Market
- Model: The First Kiss (original model unknown, certainly something related to or descended from the YT series)
- Production: Unique
- Material: Durasteel, alusteel
- Classification: Light freighter
- Length: 35m
- Width: 25m
- Height: 16m
- Armament: Very High
- 2x quad laser cannons
- 2x concussion missile launchers
- Defenses: Low
- Civilian shields
- Ramshackle hull
- Squadron Count: None (1)
- Maneuverability Rating: Extreme
- Speed Rating: Extreme
- Hyperdrive: Class 1.2 on a good day, usually more like 1.6
- All standard features for a light freighter
- Tractor beams
- Tow cables
- Cofferdams
- Shrine to an unknown alien god behind a panel near the fresher
- Unusual smell in cargo bay four
- Nutrient sludge dispenser calibrated for an amphibian species
- Well-concealed gun racks in most rooms
- Heavily modified fast-locking targeting computer
- A gun or a gulp of nutrient sludge is always close at hand.
- Very very powerful engines.
- Locks onto targets very quickly for missile purposes.
- Dorsal engine pods are exposed.
- Cobbled together from multiple vessels, heightening risk of system strain if hit by ion cannons.
- Generally grim durability.
- Mildly haunted by the memory of a former captain's former girlfriend, a svelte Vratix. She restricts her presence to poltergeist phenomena at awkward moments.
The First Kiss is a light-freighter-scale juicecan that Jerec Asyr acquired through his associate Muk Moadda. It has no recorded provenance and a few filed-off serial numbers. It might be the fastest ship Jerec's ever put on the Quekko's Choice lot. It has oodles of personality.
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