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Approved Tech The Crotch Gun

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OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION
  • Intent: Hands-free gunplay.
  • Image Source: Om Shanti Om
  • Canon Link: N/A
  • Permissions: N/A
  • Primary Source: N/A
PRODUCTION INFORMATION
TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
  • Classification: Blaster
  • Size: Small
  • Weight: Light
  • Ammunition Type: Gas Canister
  • Ammunition Capacity: Small
  • Effective Range: Point Blank
  • Rate of Fire: Average
  • Damage Output: High
  • Recoil: Average
SPECIAL FEATURES
  • The ignoble Crotch Gun is effectively a weaponised codpiece, a miniaturised blaster pistol meant to be fastened between the hips. It can be worn under pants to maintain the element of surprise, just don't wear your favourite pair - and please avoid overly flammable fabrics.
STRENGTHS & 'STRENGTHS'
  • Cloak and Dagger: Ever found yourself wanting to shoot someone while raising your hands in surrender? Look no further!
  • Radiation Treatment: Due to inadequate radiation shielding, overuse is effectively a free vasectomy. What value!
  • Enforced Bravery: The Crotch Gun's inaccuracy encourages close-quarters combat. Embrace your inner lion!
DESCRIPTION
No reputable arms manufacturer would create a weapon as unsafe, dishonourable, and downright inaccurate as the Crotch Gun. Fortunately, the Trickster's Sleeve is neither reputable nor a licensed arms manufacturer, thus the second-rate radiation shielding.

While Strobrac himself is happy to talk up the weapon's many virtues, he has privately admitted that he "would never dare put that safety violation on or near my privates", at least partly due to early prototypes being somewhat prone to explode upon overheating. This issue was eliminated never to be seen again, of course. Well, probably. It's not like the Trickster's Sleeve has a quality control division.

 
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