JanesBatter
Zenith of Bakers
More and more artificial creatures made of metal and flesh are appearing in our galaxy – who is to say they are sentimental beings?
Welcome to Chaos.
Hello readers. Today we’re reviewing a large topic that had been bugging some of the – well, I can’t exactly say local anymore since our last base was destroyed by an unknown force. My editors who can’t exactly edit anything due to the fact of whatever I write down cannot be erased, say that it was a group of local Kashyyyk Sith. Now I don’t believe in fairy tales, readers, but if someone out there is controlling the air with plasma swords, I’ll pay you at least two of my nagging co-workers to leave me and my new radio station alone. The topic we have today is the fundamentals of sentimentalism.
Now I know a lot of you – especially to those who have this apply to you – may be worried on this subject and may try to take us down. I repeat, as I have a million times in the past, I am only a news reader! I am not here to give many opinions, but if they squeeze in somehow you should blame the head of Cake Bake’s radio station. That would be my boss, who recently quite insisted that we advertise things.
A large debate on the subject is being thrown about the senators as we speak – at least as far as I’m aware. Are these metal creatures we call droids and androids – actually sentimental? A subject nearly seven years ago about the illegal time trapping and soul stealing had been posted, saying that the only possible way for these metallic creatures of ours to be such a state – would be to firstly steal it from an actual being who has feelings.
Where this origins from – or continued from I have no idea. In a wrap-up it was illegal, and perhaps, if the senators close on a matching subject, all droids with “personality” traits will have to be taken back in for their update, or they will have to be hunted down manually.
And now, to the traffic.
No one is around us, but we may be speeding in the parking zone.
Now to the weather.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
I have a feeling the ‘Scatman’ is actually a droid as well – and I have many reasons to support this but due to my current contract for this day’s advertisements, we are not allowed to speak them freely. This is what money gets you, people. When you work on a job like mine you lose some freedom so you can feed yourself and give your hairless twin occasional coffee grounds.
“Come on down and get your new droids! All droids, from A – Z! We have astro-mech, medical, translators, wielders even those ones you’ve all been waiting for th-“ You know what? No. I refuse to sit back and take this. This is my podcast, and I have worked in this little office for more than ten years!
Oh, dear. It appears a large gust of mysterious light and wind appeared in my office as I turned off the advertisement. Please excuse me readers, while I hide under my desk and hope no one sees me.
Onto our featured presentation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUY6L9eKWAw
I am proud to announce that the creature who was causing all the mess – was my boss, and she – being a small little android child, fell asleep nearly instantly to the lullaby-like song.
Yawn…
Well, it is nearing time for me to go to sleep.
Good night, Chaos… Zzzz.
Welcome to Chaos.
Hello readers. Today we’re reviewing a large topic that had been bugging some of the – well, I can’t exactly say local anymore since our last base was destroyed by an unknown force. My editors who can’t exactly edit anything due to the fact of whatever I write down cannot be erased, say that it was a group of local Kashyyyk Sith. Now I don’t believe in fairy tales, readers, but if someone out there is controlling the air with plasma swords, I’ll pay you at least two of my nagging co-workers to leave me and my new radio station alone. The topic we have today is the fundamentals of sentimentalism.
Now I know a lot of you – especially to those who have this apply to you – may be worried on this subject and may try to take us down. I repeat, as I have a million times in the past, I am only a news reader! I am not here to give many opinions, but if they squeeze in somehow you should blame the head of Cake Bake’s radio station. That would be my boss, who recently quite insisted that we advertise things.
A large debate on the subject is being thrown about the senators as we speak – at least as far as I’m aware. Are these metal creatures we call droids and androids – actually sentimental? A subject nearly seven years ago about the illegal time trapping and soul stealing had been posted, saying that the only possible way for these metallic creatures of ours to be such a state – would be to firstly steal it from an actual being who has feelings.
Where this origins from – or continued from I have no idea. In a wrap-up it was illegal, and perhaps, if the senators close on a matching subject, all droids with “personality” traits will have to be taken back in for their update, or they will have to be hunted down manually.
And now, to the traffic.
No one is around us, but we may be speeding in the parking zone.
Now to the weather.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
I have a feeling the ‘Scatman’ is actually a droid as well – and I have many reasons to support this but due to my current contract for this day’s advertisements, we are not allowed to speak them freely. This is what money gets you, people. When you work on a job like mine you lose some freedom so you can feed yourself and give your hairless twin occasional coffee grounds.
“Come on down and get your new droids! All droids, from A – Z! We have astro-mech, medical, translators, wielders even those ones you’ve all been waiting for th-“ You know what? No. I refuse to sit back and take this. This is my podcast, and I have worked in this little office for more than ten years!
Oh, dear. It appears a large gust of mysterious light and wind appeared in my office as I turned off the advertisement. Please excuse me readers, while I hide under my desk and hope no one sees me.
Onto our featured presentation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUY6L9eKWAw
I am proud to announce that the creature who was causing all the mess – was my boss, and she – being a small little android child, fell asleep nearly instantly to the lullaby-like song.
Yawn…
Well, it is nearing time for me to go to sleep.
Good night, Chaos… Zzzz.
