Jack Sparrow
Captain
The Black Pearl knifed through space like a wingless bird of prey as envisioned by an artist influenced by Cubism. Her crew were currently a merry lot, having just received substantial payment upon seizing a very polite, if very fearful, SoroSuub Person Luxury Yacht, which happened to be carrying the entire fortune of a prominent banking family who were relocating very quickly and under very suspect circumstances. In return for not spacing the entire family (or worse, turning them over to the Banking Cartel), Jack and his crew had left with a small fortune in unmarked cred sticks, some very nice jewelry, and dinner, which had been in the process of being served.
Jack leaned back in his chair at the mess table and regarded the goblet in his be-ringed hand, watching the red liquid within glint beneath the Pearl's amber-tinted overhead lights.
"Message coming in Captain," came a voice over the ship's comm. It was the Ongree Second Mate Strewth Miloord, currently occupying the pilot's chair in the Pearl's cockpit.
"A thank you from our most recent benefactors, to the tune of 'You'll all die in a most violent and unproductive way,' no doubt," smiled Jack.
"No sir," said Strewth. "It's Kashyyyk, sir."
Jack pursed his lips. "I don't think I know anyone named Kashyyyk." The way it came out of the pirate sounded like a sneeze.
"The planet Kashyyyk, Captain."
Jack leaned forward, putting the goblet down on the table, followed by his elbows, and gave a look to his First Mate, Dewkazza.
"Where the Wookiees come from?" asked Jack.
"Aye sir," replied Strewth.
"Dewey, are we currently guilty of any crimes on your home planet?"
The Wookiee gave a throaty howl that was nevertheless devoid of real passion, adding a shrug of his massive shoulders.
"If I may, Captain," continued Strewth, "it seems you've been elected Senator."
Jack leaned back again and picked up the heel of a loaf of bread, using it to sop up a bit of leftover gravy. "Well, that's all right then." He paused with the bread halfway to his lips. "Was I...actually running for Senator?"
Pomwyn Gloor, the ship's quartermaster, chimed in, courtesy of his Personal Universal Translator. "Captain, remember when you told me to invest a percentage of our profits into various land holdings and legitimate businesses?"
"I most certainly do not," huffed Jack, clearly offended.
"Well you did. I purchased a house for you on Pantalomin, another on Prakith, and a third on Kashyyyk, and also filed paperwork to grant you citizenship on all of them. You signed the paperwork yourself."
"I don't remember that. Was I conscious?"
The Ithorian smiled with both mouths. "You were...feeling the effects of lum, sir."
Jack nodded sagely, biting down on the bread. As he chewed, he said, "Fair enough. Strewth, send my regards and set course for Kashyyyk!"
@Yusan Fenn
Jack leaned back in his chair at the mess table and regarded the goblet in his be-ringed hand, watching the red liquid within glint beneath the Pearl's amber-tinted overhead lights.
"Message coming in Captain," came a voice over the ship's comm. It was the Ongree Second Mate Strewth Miloord, currently occupying the pilot's chair in the Pearl's cockpit.
"A thank you from our most recent benefactors, to the tune of 'You'll all die in a most violent and unproductive way,' no doubt," smiled Jack.
"No sir," said Strewth. "It's Kashyyyk, sir."
Jack pursed his lips. "I don't think I know anyone named Kashyyyk." The way it came out of the pirate sounded like a sneeze.
"The planet Kashyyyk, Captain."
Jack leaned forward, putting the goblet down on the table, followed by his elbows, and gave a look to his First Mate, Dewkazza.
"Where the Wookiees come from?" asked Jack.
"Aye sir," replied Strewth.
"Dewey, are we currently guilty of any crimes on your home planet?"
The Wookiee gave a throaty howl that was nevertheless devoid of real passion, adding a shrug of his massive shoulders.
"If I may, Captain," continued Strewth, "it seems you've been elected Senator."
Jack leaned back again and picked up the heel of a loaf of bread, using it to sop up a bit of leftover gravy. "Well, that's all right then." He paused with the bread halfway to his lips. "Was I...actually running for Senator?"
Pomwyn Gloor, the ship's quartermaster, chimed in, courtesy of his Personal Universal Translator. "Captain, remember when you told me to invest a percentage of our profits into various land holdings and legitimate businesses?"
"I most certainly do not," huffed Jack, clearly offended.
"Well you did. I purchased a house for you on Pantalomin, another on Prakith, and a third on Kashyyyk, and also filed paperwork to grant you citizenship on all of them. You signed the paperwork yourself."
"I don't remember that. Was I conscious?"
The Ithorian smiled with both mouths. "You were...feeling the effects of lum, sir."
Jack nodded sagely, biting down on the bread. As he chewed, he said, "Fair enough. Strewth, send my regards and set course for Kashyyyk!"
@Yusan Fenn