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Enjoy the Holiday Season with the Unlimited Flavor of Sprite Cranberry
OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION
- Intent: To create a holiday drink to sponsor Sithmas and add to the fun, festive atmosphere!
- Image Source: Wookieepedia (altered)
- Permissions: N/A
- Primary Source: Sprite (beverage), Bespin Fiz
PRODUCTION INFORMATION
- Name: Sprite Cranberry, Sith Spit
- Manufacturer: Sith Empire & Unknown Exporter
- Affiliation: Open-Market
- Modularity: N/A
- Production: Mass-Produced
- Material: Sprite & Cranberry
TECHNICAL INFORMATION
- Classification: Beverage
- Method of Consumption: Orally (hopefully)
- Average Life: The crisp, refreshing taste of the Limited Sithmas Edition Sprite Cranberry is like the holiday season having a party in your mouth. One sip of a cool Sprite Cranberry and you'll feel the warmth of Sithmas all day long.
- Nutritional Value/Allergies/Side Effects/ Purpose: Sprite Cranberry is the Sithmas goers choice of hydration [no nutritional value] - Side effects may include feeling jolly, wanting another Sprite Cranberry and an intense urge to celebrate Sithmas
SPECIAL FEATURES
- Sprite Cranberry comes in environmentally friendly, biodegradable bottles [disclaimer: failure to properly dispose of Sprite Cranberry bottles may be prohibited by law in your oversector - check your local hololaws page for details]
- Sprite Cranberry has been carefully crafted by Sith Beveragineers and the fine folks at [Redacted] to ensure that every sip is Sithmas in your mouth. When drinking a Sprite Cranberry users may experience euphoric holiday cheer.
- The amazing taste of Sprite Cranberry may cause you the urge to offer Sprite Cranberry to your friends and family [Wanna Sprite Cranberry?]
STRENGTHS
- Cool, refreshing Sithmas flavor
- Great to enjoy around the fireplace while listening to Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
- Makes you Feel the Unlimited Power of Holiday Cheer
WEAKNESSES
- Only enjoyed annually at Sithmas-Time
- Never can get enough Sprite Cranberry
- That crisp, refreshing taste may make all other beverages seem boring
DESCRIPTION
"Hello Everyone,
My name is Darth Cocanus, one of the brilliant beveragineers behind the next holiday sensation - Sprite Cranberry. Alongside are export partners at [Redacted] we have put together an amazing blend of the refreshing taste of Sprite and the Sithmas Cheer of Cranberry. You see, I got to talking with [Redacted] when I realized that the Sith Empire population was missing something this same time every season. They were missing a drink that they could call theirs. Behold, the naked flavor of the Darkside!
The lightning of pure carbonation!
Sprite Cranberry is the result of myself and the folks at [Redacted] striving to create a drink that said "Sithmas" at not only a glance but with every delicious sip. We feel we have achieved that. Every single taste bud, even yours, is now an enemy of bland holiday flavor thanks to the revolutionary taste of Sprite Cranberry. This is why we are pleased to announce that Sprite Cranberry is now the official sponsor of The Sith Empire's 12 Days of Sithmas. So go out and grab your Sprite Cranberry today.
You want one...don't you?"
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