Bad Kitty
| CEC XR-95 Luck's Revenge
| The Outer Rim
Corellian craftsmanship was a legend. From hyperspace lanes through the Core, the Rim, and even Wild Space -- fringers, senators, the extremely wealthy, and the most impoverished junker traversed a sea of stars on the trustworthiness of a brand that had come to represent the wanderlust and work ethic of an entire star system and its people. Corellia. It was even in the name. When you flew a ship bearing the brand of the Corellian Engineering Corporation, you had a right to trust and believe in the quality of manufacturing that you were about to receive. And faith to anticipate that the journey to follow would be one hell of a ride.
...well, to be fair, it was one hell of a ride.
Smoke still clouded the interior of the cockpit, the evidence of a small electrical fire that had sparked when the hyperdrive controls had overloaded. Burns and soot marred the G2 repair droid, as it's stalk-like neck peered over the top of the console. The small extinguisher capsule was still releasing thin streams of vapor, adding to the fog.
Thankfully neither of them breathed, otherwise the cockpit would have likely been quite toxic.
"I saw it!" the other droid exclaimed, answering the repair bot's earlier exclamation.
The other droid however seemed something of a misnomer. The G2 had bare plating covering most of it's obviously metal and artificial body. Bolts and servos made up it's joints, with exposed wires visible in-between the seams, fueling articulation with hydraulic fluid and circuitry which conveyed electrical impulses. In contrast, the other droid was nothing if not human. A dark mahogany tone permeated his flesh, which was warm and pliable to the touch. Padded with what felt like fat and muscle in all the places where one would have expected to find such soft tissues. His eyes, darting from one console to the next, were a golden brown that was eerily alive to behold.
"Great, when you're done solving that navi-link problem, we've also got an imbalance in the hyperdrive core," G2-M9 deadpanned. A loud clang echoed through the cockpit, as the droid chucked the extinguisher capsule so that it's arms were free to begin attempting some level of damage control. Or, if nothing else, at least damage mitigation.
Thousands upon thousands of trustworthy Corellian ships in the galaxy, and the pair of droids were on the one lemon in the known universe.
"I know, I know!" the deceptively young-looking automaton spat, his own hands working in a blur as he multi-tasked piloting the space-going jalopy. One thing was certain, where ever this ship of the damned was headed... hyperspace wasn't how it was getting there. "Next time our friends want to steal a ship, let's remind them to check that the navicomputer works."
As he said the last bit, the boy's bright irises darted up as though contemplating the many and sundry inadequacies which he was now laboring to address.
"...and actually knows how to compute," the droid amended readily.
As he worked, the boy ran a series of 'what if's' through his own processors. Analysis of available options, statistical likelihood of success or other outcome with plausible actions and remedies. No, no, and no. No matter how he crunched the variables, this ship simply wasn't going to make the trip. Not like this anyway. "Hang on, I'm taking us out of hyperspace."
"Shouldn't we ask the fleshlings before doing that?"
Drawing his legs up into the pilot's chair, the child-like droid stood on his knees as he reached up to toggle the overhead controls. "They're sleeping," the boy remarked simply, as he reached forward across the flight controls to grab the three trottle dials of the hyperdrive. As the boy rocked the dials forward, the mottled space beyond the canopy became a stream of light and, then, the familiar backdrop of stars. Sitting cross-legged in the pilot's chair, the afro-headed youth turned to look at the G2. "And I don't see any of them up here trying to navigate this mess," the boy added pointedly.
The eye-stalk of the repair droid bobbed, as though to indicate his agreement with that sentiment. As the droid looked up, and out into the starry expanse, the droid asked, "So where are we?"
Leaning to the left, even as the young droid worked to answer just that question, the young boy fired back, "Do I look like an astromech to you?"
"No," the swan-necked repair bot noted succinctly.
"Astromechs are taller."
Without comment, as he continued to re-calculate the navicomputer data, the dark-skinned droid simply kicked one leg out, catching the repair droid in the neck and toppling the droid over.
The boy's face was illuminated blue as something finally came up on the screen. "We're in the Calamari Sector," the small droid stated, ignoring the strain of servos that marked G2's clumsy attempts at straightening himself up from the floor. "Near some planet called... Sanctuary."
Well, it sounded inviting anyway.
A stolen freighter. Five broke blokes. A chick. And two droids. On a planet full of salt water. This... didn't sound like a disaster at all.
Shifting around in the oversized pilot chair, the small droid worked to navigate the Corellian ship toward a blue star in the night sky. By the time the fleshlings awoke from their noctural recharge cycles, the ship ought to have even have landed.
Assuming there was enough land on that planet to land on.
Which, he hoped there was. Otherwise repairs were just going to be a total Hutt.
| The Outer Rim
Corellian craftsmanship was a legend. From hyperspace lanes through the Core, the Rim, and even Wild Space -- fringers, senators, the extremely wealthy, and the most impoverished junker traversed a sea of stars on the trustworthiness of a brand that had come to represent the wanderlust and work ethic of an entire star system and its people. Corellia. It was even in the name. When you flew a ship bearing the brand of the Corellian Engineering Corporation, you had a right to trust and believe in the quality of manufacturing that you were about to receive. And faith to anticipate that the journey to follow would be one hell of a ride.
...well, to be fair, it was one hell of a ride.
Smoke still clouded the interior of the cockpit, the evidence of a small electrical fire that had sparked when the hyperdrive controls had overloaded. Burns and soot marred the G2 repair droid, as it's stalk-like neck peered over the top of the console. The small extinguisher capsule was still releasing thin streams of vapor, adding to the fog.
Thankfully neither of them breathed, otherwise the cockpit would have likely been quite toxic.
"I saw it!" the other droid exclaimed, answering the repair bot's earlier exclamation.
The other droid however seemed something of a misnomer. The G2 had bare plating covering most of it's obviously metal and artificial body. Bolts and servos made up it's joints, with exposed wires visible in-between the seams, fueling articulation with hydraulic fluid and circuitry which conveyed electrical impulses. In contrast, the other droid was nothing if not human. A dark mahogany tone permeated his flesh, which was warm and pliable to the touch. Padded with what felt like fat and muscle in all the places where one would have expected to find such soft tissues. His eyes, darting from one console to the next, were a golden brown that was eerily alive to behold.
"Great, when you're done solving that navi-link problem, we've also got an imbalance in the hyperdrive core," G2-M9 deadpanned. A loud clang echoed through the cockpit, as the droid chucked the extinguisher capsule so that it's arms were free to begin attempting some level of damage control. Or, if nothing else, at least damage mitigation.
Thousands upon thousands of trustworthy Corellian ships in the galaxy, and the pair of droids were on the one lemon in the known universe.
"I know, I know!" the deceptively young-looking automaton spat, his own hands working in a blur as he multi-tasked piloting the space-going jalopy. One thing was certain, where ever this ship of the damned was headed... hyperspace wasn't how it was getting there. "Next time our friends want to steal a ship, let's remind them to check that the navicomputer works."
As he said the last bit, the boy's bright irises darted up as though contemplating the many and sundry inadequacies which he was now laboring to address.
"...and actually knows how to compute," the droid amended readily.
As he worked, the boy ran a series of 'what if's' through his own processors. Analysis of available options, statistical likelihood of success or other outcome with plausible actions and remedies. No, no, and no. No matter how he crunched the variables, this ship simply wasn't going to make the trip. Not like this anyway. "Hang on, I'm taking us out of hyperspace."
"Shouldn't we ask the fleshlings before doing that?"
Drawing his legs up into the pilot's chair, the child-like droid stood on his knees as he reached up to toggle the overhead controls. "They're sleeping," the boy remarked simply, as he reached forward across the flight controls to grab the three trottle dials of the hyperdrive. As the boy rocked the dials forward, the mottled space beyond the canopy became a stream of light and, then, the familiar backdrop of stars. Sitting cross-legged in the pilot's chair, the afro-headed youth turned to look at the G2. "And I don't see any of them up here trying to navigate this mess," the boy added pointedly.
The eye-stalk of the repair droid bobbed, as though to indicate his agreement with that sentiment. As the droid looked up, and out into the starry expanse, the droid asked, "So where are we?"
Leaning to the left, even as the young droid worked to answer just that question, the young boy fired back, "Do I look like an astromech to you?"
"No," the swan-necked repair bot noted succinctly.
"Astromechs are taller."
Without comment, as he continued to re-calculate the navicomputer data, the dark-skinned droid simply kicked one leg out, catching the repair droid in the neck and toppling the droid over.
The boy's face was illuminated blue as something finally came up on the screen. "We're in the Calamari Sector," the small droid stated, ignoring the strain of servos that marked G2's clumsy attempts at straightening himself up from the floor. "Near some planet called... Sanctuary."
Well, it sounded inviting anyway.
A stolen freighter. Five broke blokes. A chick. And two droids. On a planet full of salt water. This... didn't sound like a disaster at all.
Shifting around in the oversized pilot chair, the small droid worked to navigate the Corellian ship toward a blue star in the night sky. By the time the fleshlings awoke from their noctural recharge cycles, the ship ought to have even have landed.
Assuming there was enough land on that planet to land on.
Which, he hoped there was. Otherwise repairs were just going to be a total Hutt.