Auction Rusty's Custom Arms and Armament Auction: Electronic Training Module

[Grace Darkson]

Yo mamma so vain that she thinks the world revolves around her...

...And so fat that it actually does.

 

[Progflaw99]

3. Yo momma's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

 

[Mariya Fleischer]

2. Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic in Coruscant, it slowed down.

 

[Eddak Manod]

Yo mama so old, she knew Gandalf before he had a beard

 

[Jak Sandrow]

3. Yo momma is so fat, I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.

 

[Matreya]

Yo Momma is sooo fat, she came home from the beach with a sunburn and three harpoon wounds.

 

[Matreya]

Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping the bears have to hide their food.

 

[Farah]

Your mother is so ugly that it affects her self-esteem.

 

[Erick Louie]

Yo mama is so hairy, she doesn't need a costume to do the Chinese Lion Dance!

 

[Olom Grihk]

1. Your mother is so stupid she thinks a lightsaber has fewer calories.


2. Your mother is so fat, a jedi can feel the anguish when she hits a buffet.


3. Your momma is so broke, Han Solo wouldn't borrow money from her.

 

[Erick Louie]

Yo mama is so fat, that when she died, Obi Wan felt as if billions of calories died.

 

[WolfMortum]

2. Yo' Mama is so fat, your auction has inspired everyone here to start searching for new material.

 

[Mythos]

Yo mamma so fat she took a flight from Tanaris to Uldum, fell off and created the Un'Goro Crater.
XD All i got is world of Warcraft ones

 

[Rusty]

So, it's been a fierce competition, but alas, all things must come to an end. Bids are judged on the following criteria:

• Did I find it funny?

And that's it, really. I've listed the winners below, and for the hell of it, a comeback for each of them.

2. Your mother is so fat, a jedi can feel the anguish when she hits a buffet.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said "One person at a time."
[member="Olom Grihk"]

Yo Momma is sooo fat, she came home from the beach with a sunburn and three harpoon wounds.

Yo mama's so fat, Captain Ahab died trying to spear her ass.
[member="Kredis Valor"]

Yo mama so fat, she's at risk for hypertension, diabetes, and other obesity-related health concerns.

Yo mama's so fat, the doctor put her on a strict diet and exercise regimen in the hopes of controlling her myriad health issues.
[member="Natasi Fortan"]

Yo momma's so fat, it took me two trains, a plane, a bus, and a taxi to get to her "good" side.

Yo mama's so fat, it takes three days to back dat ass up.
[member="Gir Quee"]

1. Yo momma so ugly when she goes parachuting it counts as air pollution.

Yo mama's so ugly, she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.
[member="Jak Sandrow"]

Well done to all contestants. Since this was a hit, I reckon I'll keep doing something similar each week, until people get tired of it.