Auction Rusty's Custom Arms and Armament Auction: Electronic Training Module

[Rusty]

Do you want to increase your performance in battle? Do you want an excuse to spend endless hours playing Holonet games in the name of "training?" Do you want your favorite gun to be able to insult your enemies in the voice of a squeaky 12 year old?

Say no more, fam.

RCAA is a different prospect altogether from RCFC. Rather than focusing on practical, mass produced weaponry, we're just looking to make the world a little more fun. With that in mind, this auction is going to be a bit different from others.

There are five ETMs in existence. From now until 2000 EST on the 4th of February, the auction will be open. The only bids that will be accepted are yo mama jokes. Each entrant may place up to five bids, but be advised that only one ETM will be awarded per entrant. At the end of the auction, I will select the five funniest jokes and accept them as winning bids.

Let the bidding begin.

 

[KeCholo]

1.Yo mama so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look skinny.

 

[Progflaw99]

1. Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

 

[WolfMortum]

1. "Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing".

 

[Eddak Manod]

Yo mama so hot, she beat the sun at a beauty contest.

 

[DarthPravusthe2nd]

Yo momma's so fat that when she stuck her head out the window kids thought she was mooning them.

 

[Audren Sykes]

Yo momma's so dumb she stared at a cup of juice for 12 hours because it said 'concentrate'.

 

[Zye Woden]

Yo momma so bald I once used her head as a bowling ball.

 

[Progflaw99]

2. Your momma is so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass

 

[Mariya Fleischer]

Yo momma's so fat, her patronus is a cake.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

1. Yo momma so ugly when she goes parachuting it counts as air pollution.

 

[Erick Louie]

Yo mama is so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat, a person yelled "TAXI!"

 

[Gir Quee]

Yo momma's so fat, it took me two trains, a plane, a bus, and a taxi to get to her "good" side.

 

[Natasi Fortan]

Yo mama so fat, she's at risk for hypertension, diabetes, and other obesity-related health concerns.

 

[Natasi Fortan]

Yo mama so dumb, she failed a blood test.

 

[Bryce Bantam]

1. Yo momma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

 

[Bryce Bantam]

2. Yo momma's so fat, even [member="Jorus Merrill"] can't explore her.

 

[Bryce Bantam]

3. Yo momma's so old, her breast milk is actually powder.

 

[Gir Quee]

Yo mama is so fat, even stormtroopers can't miss her.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

2. Yo momma so fat, they turned her into a new map for Rust.