Dondagora
New Member
Location: Hangar >> Brig
Interacting: [member="Caesar Kenway"]
[SIZE=11pt]“Get your hands off me, fleshbags! Did you not hear that I have taken over your ship? This is the worst commandeering ever, I will leave you all a [/SIZE][SIZE=11pt]very[/SIZE][SIZE=11pt] poor review! I demand to speak to your manager.” The B1 Droid rambled on as a pair of soldiers picked Clanker up by the sides, careful to avoid any sparks from the open circuitry where his limbs had once been. Their first attempt ended with Clanker repetitively ‘pecking’ at one soldier’s head. After his initial pleas, and subsequent pecking, had offered him no recourse, Clanker took to his third plan. This plan, of course, was his masterpiece, something that had pushed his logic module to its absolute peak and required him to use his many months of experience among the natives of Endor to pull off.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]Clanker began cursing at the organics in ewokese, insults so depraved that Clanker would not be surprised if he had just destroyed their frail fleshy sensitivities and caused them permanent psychological trauma. The B1 droid was famed on Endor amongst the tribes for his knife-of-a-tongue, metaphorically speaking of course, where many a tiny furry creature had been reduced to a sobbing mess after an honorable contest of insults between warriors.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]The soldiers carrying him were largely unaffected, though many they passed seemed to cover their ears, surely to avoid having their souls destroyed by the slew of slurs Clanker tossed their way. It then dawned on the droid of what was happening: this army had assigned their most elite and hardened warriors to capture and escort Clanker. There was no other explanation.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]On the way out of the hangar, a number of advanced battle droids were coming in, large and menacing. It was then that Clanker had his second epiphanywhich was definitely not being caused by the virus which had long since infected his logic module: these fleshy organic soldiers were nothing but the grunts. The true leadership of this fleet were the clearly more capable droids. No wonder the organics had not surrendered when Clanker gave them the chance, they were already serving beneath the superior sentience. With that realization, Clanker gave a nod to the battle droids as he passed. “Praise be MS-0. Forgive my rudeness, I am honored to be guest aboard your vessel.” He was then taken up an elevator to be placed down upon the floor of the brig. He guessed from there that he was to meet either the droid leader or an organic representative of the droid leader such that they may inquire to Clanker’s purpose aboard their vessel, to which he would happily comply.[/SIZE]
Interacting: [member="Caesar Kenway"]
[SIZE=11pt]“Get your hands off me, fleshbags! Did you not hear that I have taken over your ship? This is the worst commandeering ever, I will leave you all a [/SIZE][SIZE=11pt]very[/SIZE][SIZE=11pt] poor review! I demand to speak to your manager.” The B1 Droid rambled on as a pair of soldiers picked Clanker up by the sides, careful to avoid any sparks from the open circuitry where his limbs had once been. Their first attempt ended with Clanker repetitively ‘pecking’ at one soldier’s head. After his initial pleas, and subsequent pecking, had offered him no recourse, Clanker took to his third plan. This plan, of course, was his masterpiece, something that had pushed his logic module to its absolute peak and required him to use his many months of experience among the natives of Endor to pull off.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]Clanker began cursing at the organics in ewokese, insults so depraved that Clanker would not be surprised if he had just destroyed their frail fleshy sensitivities and caused them permanent psychological trauma. The B1 droid was famed on Endor amongst the tribes for his knife-of-a-tongue, metaphorically speaking of course, where many a tiny furry creature had been reduced to a sobbing mess after an honorable contest of insults between warriors.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]The soldiers carrying him were largely unaffected, though many they passed seemed to cover their ears, surely to avoid having their souls destroyed by the slew of slurs Clanker tossed their way. It then dawned on the droid of what was happening: this army had assigned their most elite and hardened warriors to capture and escort Clanker. There was no other explanation.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]On the way out of the hangar, a number of advanced battle droids were coming in, large and menacing. It was then that Clanker had his second epiphany