Reporting For Duty

[Maelion Liates]

Thank you, elderly human.

 

[Rhurek Thane]

Excuse me, Mae, but your quantinueum transfunctioner is showing.

 

[Maelion Liates]

That is not a real thing.

 

[Rhurek Thane]

It doesn't exist on google, it's true.
I know you tried it.

 

[Viera Kisep]

Yay I am not an enemy yet.... Welcome

 

[Maelion Liates]

Would you like to be, human?

My search took approximately 0.03 seconds.

 

[Rhurek Thane]

Mine only took 0.0004 seconds.
Try upgrading to service pack 3.

 

[Maelion Liates]

Your attempt at humour has been noted.

 

[Rhurek Thane]

Do you need to write it down, or do you have an app for that?

 

[Delila Castillon]

Hello Maelion. I see your internal directional device found itself over here.

 

[Maelion Liates]

Captain @[member="Delila Castillon"] I am pleased to see you again.

@[member="Thane"] I can record millions of times more information than your brain can hold. A note is not required.

 

[Rhurek Thane]

Well, studies have shown we only use 10% of our brain....
The other 90% is reserved for the recovery drive.

 

[Maelion Liates]

Your information is erroneous.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Miss Liates... I hope our next encounter isn't so violent.

 

[Maelion Liates]

That will depend on your behaviour, Mr Patches....

 

[Jonathon Patches]

*shrugs*

You can usually assume it is for the worse.

 

[Maelion Liates]

Then our next encounter will likely be violent.

 

[Reyven Samoth]

...I like this Thane fellow, I think.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Then our next encounter will likely be violent.

What, no small talk? No chit chat? Straight to violence?

 

[Maelion Liates]

If you pose a threat or have nothing to offer me.