Vorhi Alestrani
Blind Brawler
[member="Aryn Spar"] [member="Thengil Ri'Shajirr"] [member="Alkor Centaris"] [member="Keira Ticon"]
[youtube]https://youtu.be/ACUhXbJyz3o[/youtube]
Vorhi, despite the prospect of fiery death and being torn limb from limb by two overfed cats, or maybe because of it, seemed completely at ease. However, a small sigh escaped his lips ass Thengil laughed. You see, the one usefulness of being blind save for the force is that you had just as many eyes in the back of your head as did in the front. So, Despite it flying at him form behind, Vorhi was quite aware of the dumpster aimed squarely at him. In most combat situations, the reasonable thing to do when a large goliath of a Togorian throws a dumpster at you is to dodge it. However, the reasonable person would not be fighting two hairy warriors that weighed as much as a dozen men put together while the streets were randomly bursting into flames. A reasonable persona would be at home, reading a book about knitting or something.
In an attempt to prove a complete lack of objective sanity, long-term planning, or even a decent plan. Vorhi did not dodge the flying dumpster. He lift his legs, jumping to tilt his body sideways, and rode it--grinning at Thengil, who was apparently laughing at the sheer absurdity of this fight. Or Vorhi's impious handsomeness. Nah, probably the absurdity thing. After all, Vorhi was still wearing his shirt, so it was unlikely his seductive charm was happening. "YEEEEEEEEE--FETHING-HAWW!!!!"
This was his dumbest plan ever. Obviously, they meant to hem him in. To force him into an untenable fight on two fronts. Of course, no one had considered he'd commandeer the dumpster. So, well, the element of surprise was his advantage. I mean, who'd ever heard of Trash Cavalry, save for a few rather odd Hutts? It mattered not. Vorhi grinned, flying off the dumpster, as both hurtled gracelessly toward Thengil. He wondered what his larger opponent was thinking right now. Probably a few expletives. Heh. But it was all in good fun, after all.
[youtube]https://youtu.be/ACUhXbJyz3o[/youtube]
Vorhi, despite the prospect of fiery death and being torn limb from limb by two overfed cats, or maybe because of it, seemed completely at ease. However, a small sigh escaped his lips ass Thengil laughed. You see, the one usefulness of being blind save for the force is that you had just as many eyes in the back of your head as did in the front. So, Despite it flying at him form behind, Vorhi was quite aware of the dumpster aimed squarely at him. In most combat situations, the reasonable thing to do when a large goliath of a Togorian throws a dumpster at you is to dodge it. However, the reasonable person would not be fighting two hairy warriors that weighed as much as a dozen men put together while the streets were randomly bursting into flames. A reasonable persona would be at home, reading a book about knitting or something.
In an attempt to prove a complete lack of objective sanity, long-term planning, or even a decent plan. Vorhi did not dodge the flying dumpster. He lift his legs, jumping to tilt his body sideways, and rode it--grinning at Thengil, who was apparently laughing at the sheer absurdity of this fight. Or Vorhi's impious handsomeness. Nah, probably the absurdity thing. After all, Vorhi was still wearing his shirt, so it was unlikely his seductive charm was happening. "YEEEEEEEEE--FETHING-HAWW!!!!"
This was his dumbest plan ever. Obviously, they meant to hem him in. To force him into an untenable fight on two fronts. Of course, no one had considered he'd commandeer the dumpster. So, well, the element of surprise was his advantage. I mean, who'd ever heard of Trash Cavalry, save for a few rather odd Hutts? It mattered not. Vorhi grinned, flying off the dumpster, as both hurtled gracelessly toward Thengil. He wondered what his larger opponent was thinking right now. Probably a few expletives. Heh. But it was all in good fun, after all.