Dyre Redwave
Member
DO YOU LOVE HUMANITY?
(don't they look friendly, clearly the best species)
DO YOU HATE ALIENS?
(do you want your children associating with this thing)
DO YOU THINK SWORDS ARE FOR *******?
(what kind of person brings a knife to a gunfight?)
MAYBE... JUST MAYBE... IS VIOLENCE THE RIGHT ANSWER?
(Remember kids, violence isn't the answer, but it is a solution)
IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO THE ABOVE QUESTIONS, THEN YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!
That's right folks, I am looking for a crack team of violence enthusiasts to travel the galaxy and engage in some random acts of violence against the alien scourge for the glory of Humanity! Have you ever wanted to surgically implant (by surgically I mean using duct tape and safety scissors) a thermal detonator into an ewok and use it to breach a wall. Have you ever wanted to give that special person in your life a gungan skin wallet or purse? Why just kill your enemies when you can massacre their friends and family and walk away from an explosion in slow motion?(don't they look friendly, clearly the best species)
DO YOU HATE ALIENS?
(do you want your children associating with this thing)
DO YOU THINK SWORDS ARE FOR *******?
(what kind of person brings a knife to a gunfight?)
MAYBE... JUST MAYBE... IS VIOLENCE THE RIGHT ANSWER?
(Remember kids, violence isn't the answer, but it is a solution)
IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO THE ABOVE QUESTIONS, THEN YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!
I want to get the ball rolling soon so let me know ASAP if you are interested!