Amarant
Dead Men End All Tales.
Good evening, I'm Mr. Ash. Don't mind my skin condition, it happens to the best of us. And, in my case, the worst. Anyhow, let me just say I'm pleased to be part of the angry mob, and can't wait to help you with all your problems, pending a decent a price.
Edit: I am also known as the king of typo gnomes. Wheee.
Edit: I am also known as the king of typo gnomes. Wheee.