Eocin Chiyat
Peacock
This is what an Obliterator is supposed to look like. Much like with McYoda burgers, results may vary.
OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION
Safety standards are a fraud perpetuated by Big Government so that their corporate cronies can sell more 'seatbelts', 'hardhats', and 'hyperdrive regulators'. As if real men care about safety when there are enemies to be killed!
Enter the Obliterator, a gunship that is violence incarnate. What it lacks in radiation shielding, reliable inertial compensators, and sound regulation (you know the engine's giving it all when you can barely hear your own screams), it more than makes up for with sheer unadulterated firepower. All of which is directed forward, because only cowards and women turn their back towards an enemy in need of killing.
If its massive amounts of firepower are insufficient to prevent a boarding action, fear not, the Obliterator has you covered - instead of stashing your tools of war in an out-of-the-way armoury, weapon racks are available everywhere. Even (no, especially!) the refresher. The enemy will know they fethed up when they see the mad glint in your eyes and the cold steel in your hands, but at that point it will already be too late.
After extensive testing and feedback, a solution to unwanted customs inspections was included. A final solution, you might say, as we mounted a directional detonator in the airlock - simply flip the switch and whichever miscreant is currently occupying it will be splattered all over the walls.
- Intent: A real gunship for real men. No refunds.
- Image Source: Surprise Attack by Zachary Tullsen
- Canon Link: N/A
- Permissions: N/A
- Primary Source: Inspiration Source
- Manufacturer: The Trickster's Sleeve | Dubious Outer Rim Shipyards
- Affiliation: Brave and Handsome Warriors
- Market Status: Open-Market
- Model: Obliterator-class Gunship
- Production: Limited
- Material: Durasteel
- Classification: Gunship, emphasis on gun.
- Length: 22(ish) metres
- Width: 34(ish) metres
- Height: 8(ish) metres
- Armament: Extreme
- [2] Light Dual Turbolasers
- [6] Torpedo Batteries
- Defences: Low
- Squadron Count: None | 1
- Manoeuvrability Rating: High
- Speed Rating: Very High
- Hyperdrive: Class 2(ish)
- Obliterators have most standard features. They do not have unmanly additions like safe escape pods and reliable electronics.
- Hardly, but if you find any cool gadgets just plug them in. Compatability issues? Just try it and see what works, you wimp.
- Violence Incarnate: Our best and brightest couldn't strap more guns on this beast if they tried - what more could you ask for?
- Freedom Incarnate: We reject the tyranny of so-called 'safety standards' and the hegemonistic hogwash that is quality control.
Safety standards are a fraud perpetuated by Big Government so that their corporate cronies can sell more 'seatbelts', 'hardhats', and 'hyperdrive regulators'. As if real men care about safety when there are enemies to be killed!
Enter the Obliterator, a gunship that is violence incarnate. What it lacks in radiation shielding, reliable inertial compensators, and sound regulation (you know the engine's giving it all when you can barely hear your own screams), it more than makes up for with sheer unadulterated firepower. All of which is directed forward, because only cowards and women turn their back towards an enemy in need of killing.
If its massive amounts of firepower are insufficient to prevent a boarding action, fear not, the Obliterator has you covered - instead of stashing your tools of war in an out-of-the-way armoury, weapon racks are available everywhere. Even (no, especially!) the refresher. The enemy will know they fethed up when they see the mad glint in your eyes and the cold steel in your hands, but at that point it will already be too late.
After extensive testing and feedback, a solution to unwanted customs inspections was included. A final solution, you might say, as we mounted a directional detonator in the airlock - simply flip the switch and whichever miscreant is currently occupying it will be splattered all over the walls.
(NB! All references to gender are swapped when marketing to societies and species where women are considered more reckless/violent.)
