Public [Non-canon] The Immegration Ban of Redheads, Space Elves and James Justice (again)

[Solan Charr]

859 ABY
Netherworld

Being broadcasted to the rest of the Galaxy, and on report here in the Netherworld, the King of Kesh has once again banned several groups as well as James Justice from Kesh. Found once more, somehow drunk and raving in the middle of the Netherworld, all redheads, space elves, and once again James Justice were banned from moving to Kesh. As such this announcement comes out without any notice or expectation, and is made a whole ten years after the initial banning off Zeltrons and James Justice from the planet.

It is not clear if this will effect anything, but all we know is this man should not be allowed to drink while making laws... later we will be looking into how a dead king can even get drunk with doctors from Coruscants Medical Academy.

 

[Kyra Perl]

"What! This is ludicrous! I didn't ask to have red hair!" Kyra exclaimed, nearly spilling her caf across the tv screen.

Kyra gaped in indignation for a moment before bursting out of her seat. It was hard to explain what came over her then. Perhaps it was just that Kyra wasn't use to being told no. She wasn't one to let rules define her, and now that she was told she was banned from a whole planet???

Well.

Challenge accepted.



Arriving in Kesh, the girl stepped off her ship in a get up unlike anything she had ever worn before-- Romi Jade 's tight leather body suit clung to her body in ways she didn't usually accentuate. Most of the pink hue of her skin was covered from sight. But most noticeably-- she was no longer a red head.

The girl stepped down on Kesh soil, the curls of her black wig bouncing through the air.

"Ha! Take that!" She exclaimed into the busy bustle of the space port. Eyes turned her way, startled. She stuck out her tongue and turned to re board her ship.

No one tells a Perl what to do.

 

[The Hive Mind]

While Kyra was banned from not only one planet but now two by default. In a shock twist, the one true neutral Non-Canon Hive Mind was ambivalent at galactic events. It's mirror verse counterpart compelling foreign aid to all redheads who required shelter from this barbaric and despicable act. It was also not clear however if Mr James Justice was available personally to comment on this travesty of justice. All that was truly known was the one thing the galaxy could be sure of, was fair and balanced treatment by the hive's body politic.

 

[Morgaine deWinter]

One eye green and one eye golden snapped open, looking at a ceiling that had not seen better days in at least a few centuries. She frowned, and then did that thing where it looks like the eyebrows are trying to punch each other when her ears realized that there was sound.

In her hands was an empty bottle of moonshine and engine fuel. She inhaled it deeply, trying to get her thoughts together.

Kesh has once again banned several groups as well as James Justice from Kesh. Found once more, somehow drunk and raving in the middle of the Netherworld, all redheads, "

Morgaine blinked. Ban all redheads?

"That's okay," she said with a throat that sounded like the voice that sailed a thousand ship to gtfo as quickly as possible, "I'm a blonde."

And with that, she went back to sleep.