Smooth Criminal
You've been hit by... you've been struck by...
Kinley Pryse is making her way the only way she knows how, but that's just a little bit more than the law will allow
Life Day on Nar Shaddaa didn't come with glowing orbs, family feasts, or Wookiee songs drifting through warm halls.
Here, no one gathered around hearths. No one went home.
But the galaxy turned another year older all the same, and the Smugglers' Moon found its own way to celebrate.
The cantina was alive, too loud, too crowded, and far too volatile for anyone with good sense. Smoke clung to the ceiling in greasy layers, tinted green and amber by flickering holos that advertised drinks no one asked what was in. Music pounded from battered speakers, the kind of rhythm that didn't invite dancing so much as dared someone to start a fight.
And someone always did.
A bar fight had already spilled across three tables, chairs cracking as a Rodian went down laughing with blood on his teeth. Credits and dice skidded across the floor where a betting ring collapsed into chaos, shouts rising as fast as the odds changed. At the dartboards, sharp metal thunked into durasteel inches from unlucky fingers, punctuated by curses and drunken cheers. Somewhere in the back booths, spice traded hands in practiced motions, quick, quiet, lethal.
This was Life Day, Nar Shaddaa style.
Glasses clinked not in toast but in challenge. Drinks were swallowed like armor. Old rivals crossed paths, new grudges were born, and a few temporary alliances formed under the shared understanding that tonight, everyone was reckless. Smugglers, bounty hunters, slicers, enforcers; every flavor of criminal the moon could breed or attract packed shoulder to shoulder, laughing too loudly, watching each other too closely.
No goodwill. No peace on earth.
Just survival, excess, and the unspoken agreement that if the rest of the galaxy insisted on celebrating hope, Nar Shaddaa would celebrate being alive, however briefly, however violently.
And by morning, the cantina would be scrubbed clean, the bodies hauled out, the debts remembered.
Life Day would pass.
Nar Shaddaa would remain.
A Smooth Criminal