Looking For Love

[Darth Athora]

Now that I have your attention...


The planet Zeltros has been through a very recent tragedy. The King and Queen of Zeltros have died in a tragic accident. Their passing has brought a deep veil of sadness through the world in it's entirety. However, there is still a glimmer of hope. The princess, Jomyn Ravos, has come forth and has been named Queen of Zeltros. She has gladly accepted the responsibilities that come with being Queen and has vowed that Zeltros shall become better than ever before.

Queen Jomyn invites all to Zeltros to celebrate her inauguration. She also wishes to set up meetings with several of the large companies in the galaxy to work out business deals with them so that she might bring Zeltros into a new Golden Era.

Should you accept this offer, send me a message and we'll talk.

 

[Jsc]

Now that I have your attention...

 

[Boggo Flib]

Would you love a Karkadon? [member="Jomyn Ravos"]

 

[Kenrath]

[member="Jomyn Ravos"]

You had me at Princess.

 

[Joza Perl]

[member="Haytham Kaze"] is into pink booty.

 

[Haytham Kaze]

I'm also into choking.

[member="Joza Perl"] can confirm.

 

[Kenrath]

[member="Joza Perl"]

I don't know whether to be proud or scared you are trying to pimp out your ex.

 

[Joza Perl]

Can confirm, choked [member="Haytham Kaze"] to death.

 

[Jsc]

I'm also into choking.

 

[Darth Athora]

[member="Jay Scott Clark"] I'm sorry.

[member="Graaf Zalec"] I could never say no to a big guy like yourself.

[member="Viktor Alexander"] A pilot. Could always use one of those.

[member="Joza Perl"] Pink booty best booty.

[member="Haytham Kaze"] And I shall not judge you for that, my friend.

 

[Placeholder 0128]

How much does Zeltros cost?

[member="Jomyn Ravos"], [member="Joza Perl"]

 

[Jaxton Ravos]

Jomyn Ravos

Zeltros

Woah. I'm super confused now. Sister? Cousin?

Queen

Woah woah woah, queen sister? Does that make me royalty?

prepares Jedi Grandmaster application

 

[Warren Century]

[member="Jomyn Ravos"]

Sirius Nova, Emperor of the Narrikians could definitely meet with you. I could see their worlds allying, and what not. What would you say to such a thing?

 

[Garza]

 

[Darth Athora]

[member="Jaxton Ravos"] Hello cousin!

[member="Sirius Nova"] I'd be willing to discuss an alliance.

[member="Atheus"]

 

[Kenrath]

[member="Jay Scott Clark"] I'm sorry.

[member="Graaf Zalec"] I could never say no to a big guy like yourself.

[member="Viktor Alexander"] A pilot. Could always use one of those.

[member="Joza Perl"] Pink booty best booty.

[member="Haytham Kaze"] And I shall not judge you for that, my friend.

Oh I am not just any pilot. I am THE pilot................. The Gentlemen Pilot to be exact.

Thanks to Club Blush I happen to also already be on Zeltros.

 

[Zhin Zondaar]

At the SWRP Chaos office...

Man: So with the sudden creation of many 'love me' threads, I propose that we make a category similar to 'Looking for Group'. If you didn't guess it, it'll be called Looking for Love

Tefka: Bob... you're fired.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

I came here to make fun of people.

Then I saw Zeltros and knew I was beat in the joke department.

 

[Darth Athora]

[member="Viktor Alexander"] Excellent.

[member="Zhin Zondaar"] Make it happen!

 

[Kenrath]

[member="Jomyn Ravos"]

Let me know if you wanna do a thread.