Velok the Younger
When I Was A Young Warthog
LeviaCan. Soul Food.™
Intent: To make imaginary money. A lot of it.
Development Thread: 100kg of glitterstim obtained, Leviathan acquisition, Terentatek acquisition, Lotek'k acquisition, Terentatek acquisition, Leviathan acquisition
Manufacturer: Akure Executive Leatherworks
Model: N/A
Affiliation: Open market
Modularity: Goes well with hot sauce
Production: Mass-produced
Material: Tinned meat (Akure leviathan, stock leviathan, lotek'k, jakobeast, and terentatek), glitterstim (trace amounts)
Description: What does one do when one's immense sample freezers are full of skinned terentateks and leviathans? One subcontracts a meat tinning facility and creates the food of the millennium. Often described as reminiscent of fine nuna flesh, LeviaCan brand tinned meat is harvested from the greatest Force-sensitive creatures in the universe. Not only is LeviaCan delicious, but it nourishes in unprecedented ways. AEL's scientists have long known that the meat of these powerful, unique creatures can give anyone a glimpse into their world. As part of a balanced diet, LeviaCan tinned meats are designed to give you a taste of the Force itself.
OOC note: The steady consumption of the flesh of Force-sensitives, including powerfully Force-sensitive creatures, can prolong life and/or grant a limited Force connection. Two canon examples are found here and here. A steady diet of LeviaCan will not cause non-Force-sensitive characters to start manifesting Force powers, though mildly increased strength, speed, and awareness might result. This mild Force connection will depart if consumption ends. Furthermore, it will have no noticeable effect on the level of Force-sensitivity of someone who is already truly Force-sensitive. LeviaCan is processed and packed in perfect darkness, by droids and species who see in other spectra, and trace amounts of glitterstim have been included many batches -- not enough for euphoria, not enough to make even seasoned glitbiters recognize what's happening, but just enough to give the tiniest, most momentary hint of what might be telepathy, and just enough to make LeviaCan that much more appealing. To ensure mass production levels of volume, the mixture is 40% Jakobeast, a Force-sensitive herbivorous herd animal common to hundreds of worlds.
Each can is guaranteed to contain no more than eight droch legs.
