Kill the person above you

[Jynnan Tonnyx]

Death by... not checking alt lists?

 

[Darth Vaildra]

Unplugs

 

[Ryan]

Puts a contract out for ^

 

[Atara Themis]

Takes his Life Alert and pushes him over...

 

[Ryan]

[member="Atara Themis"] I fething love you!

I cant beat that

oh well

*Shoots dead*

 

[Atara Themis]

D'aaaw, and I haven't even made an IC post yet...

*cuts the breaks on his stair lift*

 

[Ryan]

[member="Atara Themis"] You know must join the Imperial Remnant. Someone needs to keep this old man on his toes

*Places IED in her kitchen*

 

[Nyx]

*Takes to a crappy pop concert*

 

[Darth Vaildra]

Much rather take her to dinner

 

[Ryan]

*kills for being cheesy*

 

[Nyx]

*Sleeps with and causes heart attack*

 

[Darth Vaildra]

I was going to kill you with such words, but seems age has beaten me to it.


BOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!

 

[Darth Vaildra]

[member="Nyx"]

I hate you now

 

[Jasper Felinus]

I don't even have to do anything. Just gotta wait for you to spontaneously combust by sleep-fart...

 

[Atara Themis]

I lied about the safe word....

*flogs to death*

 

[Jasper Felinus]

I lied about having any form of control over this guitar.

*fries brain with guitar riff*

 

[Darth Vaildra]

You die from bad guitar playing....of your own making

 

[Jasper Felinus]

Your long hair suddenly combusts from fire poots

 

[Kha'ro Ottosuki]

Your glasses explode

 

[Grand Moff Helranth]

Strangled by your own giant hands