Kalinai Soluza; Empress of the Universe

[Kalinai Soluza]

NAME: Kalinai Soluza
FACTION: The Bootylicious Pirates. Wait...that name means something different than I expected!
RANK: Supreme Goddess! Or possibly Captain.
SPECIES: Probably human. My father was a vase and my mother a wall fitting.
AGE: It's not polite to ask a lady her age. Lucky I'm not one! I'm like 26 or something.
GENDER: Omnisexual. Oh wait, female. Yes, definitely, I checked.
HEIGHT: About this high *waves vaguely*
WEIGHT: 235500 carets.
EYES: A sparkling and limpid blue.
HAIR: As golden as spun straw.
SKIN: Dunno...sort of pinky? I guess Caucasian would be right if that was in the right universe.
FORCE SENSITIVE: I'm very sensitive. Sometimes with the Force too!

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STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES (Required: 2 Weaknesses Minimum) :
Strengths:

• A special snowflake.
• Perfect in every way.
• Rescues lost kittens.

Weaknesses:

• Dislikes cream.
• Has an aversion to Ewok fur.

SHIP:
I have a pirate ship! It's like a...well...you know...thing. With engines and stuff. *Waves hand vaguely*

BIOGRAPHY:
I was born.
I did stuff.
Here I am.
Want more detail? Click here!

KILLS:
NO

Bio done!

 

[Jack Sparrow]

I'm smitten. Smitten, I say! Clearly the universe has spat forth a gemstone of some sort or other. A twinkly one. Yes, that's it.

 

[Alpha]

Well thats the most..... unpredictable Bio ive seen. And the *Waves the hand* thing made it all the better. lol

 

[Ava Solborne]

Very funnily written. Good job!

 

[Alli Wren]

you rick rolled me....

 

[Kaia Za'tire]

This bio is the most well thought-out biography I ever read.

I'm very impressed! It's great.

 

[Kalinai Soluza]

*Preens*

Thank you, thank you. I did promise the best bio ever, and I have delivered!

I plan to continue by doing my history entirely in haikus!

EG
I have nice blonde hair
It shimmers like golden straw
I hate similies

Or something like that!

Also, Alli, I'm sorry, click here for the real info.