Joke Factory/Codex Submissions

[Jak Sandrow]

Because I don't want to spam poor hapless Factory or Codex judges with tiresome submissions that should not be taken seriously, I've decided to create this 'dump' of sorts, to post ideas for submissions that are a little too odd for proper use.

To add to this repository, simply preface with a title, and follow up with a two to three sentence explanation:



Suburban Missile Launcher

The Suburban Missile Launcher is intended to comply with all local bylaws surrounding peaceful neighborhoods. All missiles fired will adhere to speed limits, of a maximum of 20 km/h.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Jak Sandrow"]
This one of yours was a lot of fun: http://starwarsrp.net/topic/19825-water-assault-shippyron-class/

 

[Coci Heavenshield]

[member="Rusty"]'s Jar of Bees.

Simply the best.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

[member="Jak Sandrow"]
This one of yours was a lot of fun: http://starwarsrp.net/topic/19825-water-assault-shippyron-class/

I mean... that wasn't really supposed to be a joke...

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Jak Sandrow"]
Oh...awkward.

 

[Klesta]

One's discussion of joke Factory subs isn't complete without the following:

• Mandalorian Fortress (a sofa)
• Gargonn coleslaw (a potato salad)
• Utai Safe Bottle (an alchemized mead bottle)
• Squibby Lifting Drink (a drink that promises temporary levitation for a few seconds)
• Sith Inquisitor (a company that sells and performs ergonomic assessments)