Dark Lord of Passion
The planetary catalogue described this world as 'remote' and 'barren', painfully understating just how devoid of damn near anything it really was. Wake sat on a small rock in the middle of a sizeable campsite, his legs crossed padawan-style (as it was the only way he knew how to sit these days) and his hands held tightly together in front of him with stun-cuffs. He could probably crack them open with the force, but then there'd be the mess of dealing with the people who had put him in the cuffs in the first place. He tilted his shaggy black-haired head to the right and watched as a pair of pirates walked by.
"So if I said 'Do you know who I am?' would it make any difference?" He asked dully, wobbling his cuffed hands around. "Seriously? Stun binders? C'mon, there's like eighty of you! I'm lazy, not stupid," He whined, kicking his legs out and stretching with a sigh. The two pirates walked away without a word. They knew he wasn't anybody important, but he had value as a possible slave to sell off. He wasn't about to show them he could have practical use to them with his powers, so he sat there, waiting. Somebody would buy him eventually, he'd fleece them for everything they had, and move on. That was the reason he showed up here anyway, to get caught and sold.
No one told him that Lok was such a garbage place to hang out, though.
"You're noisy," The leader of the pirates, a Devaronian named Belk, grunted as he approached from the side.
"Yeah well, the accomodations are terrible I'm going to write one hell of a review, after I shatter your knees and melt your brain," Wake said casually, kicking his legs back and forth.
The devaronian stared at him for several seconds before bursting into uproarious laughter. "You got a mouth on you! I like you! Shame you gotta get sold, we need the money, say more funny things!"
Wake joined in with his laughter, the two laughing together as a few amused looking pirates came over to see what was going on. Wake grinned brightly and nodded to the leader, "I'm going to rip all of his teeth out one by one and use them to murder every last one of you," Wake laughed, slapping his knee.
The devaronian guffawed, "Hahaha! See! He's funny! Tell some stories!"
Wake chortled, "Alright, so this one time..." Wake kept the pirates entertained for hours while they negotiated with several local bands for the slave trade, their hope was that since he was so entertaining, someone would pay a premium for him. Wake kept the stories up, bullshitting his way through a few as he memorized every single face present.
Darth Strosius
"So if I said 'Do you know who I am?' would it make any difference?" He asked dully, wobbling his cuffed hands around. "Seriously? Stun binders? C'mon, there's like eighty of you! I'm lazy, not stupid," He whined, kicking his legs out and stretching with a sigh. The two pirates walked away without a word. They knew he wasn't anybody important, but he had value as a possible slave to sell off. He wasn't about to show them he could have practical use to them with his powers, so he sat there, waiting. Somebody would buy him eventually, he'd fleece them for everything they had, and move on. That was the reason he showed up here anyway, to get caught and sold.
No one told him that Lok was such a garbage place to hang out, though.
"You're noisy," The leader of the pirates, a Devaronian named Belk, grunted as he approached from the side.
"Yeah well, the accomodations are terrible I'm going to write one hell of a review, after I shatter your knees and melt your brain," Wake said casually, kicking his legs back and forth.
The devaronian stared at him for several seconds before bursting into uproarious laughter. "You got a mouth on you! I like you! Shame you gotta get sold, we need the money, say more funny things!"
Wake joined in with his laughter, the two laughing together as a few amused looking pirates came over to see what was going on. Wake grinned brightly and nodded to the leader, "I'm going to rip all of his teeth out one by one and use them to murder every last one of you," Wake laughed, slapping his knee.
The devaronian guffawed, "Hahaha! See! He's funny! Tell some stories!"
Wake chortled, "Alright, so this one time..." Wake kept the pirates entertained for hours while they negotiated with several local bands for the slave trade, their hope was that since he was so entertaining, someone would pay a premium for him. Wake kept the stories up, bullshitting his way through a few as he memorized every single face present.
