The Blood Hound
Halp!
I need bombs. Lots of them. Dozens. Big enough so that if I put them at the right place in a lake or the ocean, they'd cause a tsunami. Doesn't have to be something custom-made in the factory, canon will work too. Just need to acquire them. The Confederacy will pay. If someone's selling, must be willing to write a receipt for huge cookie purchase.
100% serious, I swear.
I need bombs. Lots of them. Dozens. Big enough so that if I put them at the right place in a lake or the ocean, they'd cause a tsunami. Doesn't have to be something custom-made in the factory, canon will work too. Just need to acquire them. The Confederacy will pay. If someone's selling, must be willing to write a receipt for huge cookie purchase.
100% serious, I swear.